Lurker

Lurker The Pieous, of Pegasus Valley, Dragonspine

"I hate crazy people, they steal my thunder."

"I've been high on contact cement for a few hours"

Lurker at Harvest of Souls War XIII, covered in pie.

Biography

Another E-Sam Forum Troll

Persona History

As flurby as it may sound, Lurker is actually just a name used by several different individuals as an alias. It is unknown exactly who these people are and how many of them exist. This may or may not explain Lurker's apparent memory loss, his ability to exist in multiple places at once, his lack of a concrete personality, or how he manages to be so annoying.

Belted Family

None

Affiliated groups

Member of the Wokou Syndicate (Picciotto)

Notable accomplishments

• Awarded the title of "The Pieous" by Dame Emer, Queen of Dragonspine, at Harvest War '08 for his participation in the "Pie Lurker" fund raiser set up by Sir Alucard. It should be noted that several people participated in this fund raiser, wherein people could purchase 2 dollar "pies"(made of vanilla or chocolate pudding and whipped cream) and hit Lurker with them wherever they so pleased. If you ask Lurker about it, he is likely to tell you about how he smelled like pudding for several days afterwards, how it nearly ruined the clothes he was wearing, how the dogs went to lick up the extra pudding, and how some people picked more twisted spots to pie him than others.
• During his first run as Guildmaster of Warriors, he had to be shown how to put on a tabard by Silk.
• Positions:
  • Heir Apparent
  • Guildmaster of Bards, Barbarians and Warriors
• Classes at 6th Level:
  • Barbarian
  • Warrior
  • Bard

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