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| − | == [[Upper Classman ]][[Squire]] Arthur "Sheep Friend" MacGregor of | + | == [[Upper Classman ]][[Squire]] Arthur "Sheep Friend" MacGregor of the [[Iron Mountains]] Khan of [[Oklahoma]] == |
''”I would say I'm sorry...But I'm not”'' | ''”I would say I'm sorry...But I'm not”'' | ||
''”Ya know what the worst thing about playing unicorn is? Telling your dad that you're gay.”'' | ''”Ya know what the worst thing about playing unicorn is? Telling your dad that you're gay.”'' | ||
| − | ''I am a pretty little princes!'' --Arthur, every time he smote someone at clan with his snazzy (and brutal) | + | ''I am a pretty little princes!'' --Arthur, every time he smote someone at clan with his snazzy (and brutal) [[Warlord Sports]] polearm. Arthur: 1. Ribs: 0. |
| − | + | ''I find it insulting and downright fuckdiculous that you consider yourself an equal to me'' --Arthur to some tard on esam | |
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| − | Arthur | + | Arthur started out Amtgard in the [[Northern Holdfast]] of the [[Iron Mountains]] |
| + | In 2005 he joined the Navy and moved around the country. Using this opportunity to play in several different parks Arthur made a lot of friends. Face it, Arthur is a cool motherfucker. | ||
| + | Arthur spends his time making fun of idiots who make him want to Shatner Punch himself in the face. | ||
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| + | While stationed in Oklahoma Arthur quickly learned that Amtgard there was lame and a waste of his Arthury goodness. So nearly every weekend for months he would drive to [[Eagleshire]] to get his stick on. | ||
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| + | Arthur has an Awesome Alter-ego named Artor. Some people think he's a dick, douche or just plain asshole. Some people think he's awesome. Some people are right. | ||
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:And taken up! Lucas is suing for full custody. The kids just haven't been the same since you walked out on us. You never call... you never write... and I have yet to see a single child support check, you good-for-nothing dead-beat! <nowiki>*sniff*</nowiki> --[[User:LucasTheLost|Lucas]] 15:47, 29 July 2009 (UTC)(who's feeling very emo-tional right now) | :And taken up! Lucas is suing for full custody. The kids just haven't been the same since you walked out on us. You never call... you never write... and I have yet to see a single child support check, you good-for-nothing dead-beat! <nowiki>*sniff*</nowiki> --[[User:LucasTheLost|Lucas]] 15:47, 29 July 2009 (UTC)(who's feeling very emo-tional right now) | ||
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===Notable Accomplishments=== | ===Notable Accomplishments=== | ||
*[[Master Monk]] - Given by Duke [[Grendel]] & Consort [[obie|Orlando]], December [[2003]] | *[[Master Monk]] - Given by Duke [[Grendel]] & Consort [[obie|Orlando]], December [[2003]] | ||
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*Recipient of two [[Order_of_the_Fuck_it|Orders of the Fuck it]]. | *Recipient of two [[Order_of_the_Fuck_it|Orders of the Fuck it]]. | ||
Revision as of 07:02, 20 November 2009
Contents
Upper Classman Squire Arthur "Sheep Friend" MacGregor of the Iron Mountains Khan of Oklahoma
”I would say I'm sorry...But I'm not”
”Ya know what the worst thing about playing unicorn is? Telling your dad that you're gay.”
I am a pretty little princes! --Arthur, every time he smote someone at clan with his snazzy (and brutal) Warlord Sports polearm. Arthur: 1. Ribs: 0.
I find it insulting and downright fuckdiculous that you consider yourself an equal to me --Arthur to some tard on esam
Biography
Arthur started out Amtgard in the Northern Holdfast of the Iron Mountains In 2005 he joined the Navy and moved around the country. Using this opportunity to play in several different parks Arthur made a lot of friends. Face it, Arthur is a cool motherfucker. Arthur spends his time making fun of idiots who make him want to Shatner Punch himself in the face.
While stationed in Oklahoma Arthur quickly learned that Amtgard there was lame and a waste of his Arthury goodness. So nearly every weekend for months he would drive to Eagleshire to get his stick on.
Arthur has an Awesome Alter-ego named Artor. Some people think he's a dick, douche or just plain asshole. Some people think he's awesome. Some people are right.
Affiliated Groups
- Member of Clan MacGregor
is a Goon
- Petitioner of the Wu_Tang Household
- Scapegoat of WWAD
- Grand Wizard of WWAD
- Sylvan Pride
Belted Family
- Dame Palan Torrid
- Dame Rabbitt Wallcrusher
- Squire Skalalayla
- Squire Aralorn MacGregor
- Upper Classmen Squire Arthur MacGregor
- Dame Rabbitt Wallcrusher
Arthur claims two Men at Arms. They are contested by another Squire, the gauntlet has been dropped.
- And taken up! Lucas is suing for full custody. The kids just haven't been the same since you walked out on us. You never call... you never write... and I have yet to see a single child support check, you good-for-nothing dead-beat! *sniff* --Lucas 15:47, 29 July 2009 (UTC)(who's feeling very emo-tional right now)
Notable Accomplishments
- Master Monk - Given by Duke Grendel & Consort Orlando, December 2003
- Recipient of two Orders of the Fuck it.
Additional Images
Arthur moves at the speed of awesome:
Due to Arthur's general laissez faire attitude and personal mantra being "Fuck it"
in the summer of 2008 the monarchy of Siar Geata saw fit to grant him a fitting award.
Fuck It
That Arthur guy... he's good sheeple.
Sheep Suit
Arthur Hates you
He really hates you
