MaXam
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Squire Maxam
"Yar, so I noticed my cieling had a leak, and today the sheetrock fell on me as I was working in it. 'Twas a massive blow the the hull yarg, took on water all over the poop deck."
Maxam: "Hey tink, you said you wanted to practice that shot right?" Tink: "Yeah" Maxam: "Get that spatula" Tink: "I'm gonna hit ya with it" Maxam: "No you're not." Tink: "I'm gonna friggin hit you" Maxam: "Okay" Tink: **Whap**
Maxam: "My fuckin kidney yo!"
Maxam's Heraldry
Maxam fighting Ed the Dread
Maxam at Spring War, 2008
Biography
”Friends, E-Sams, Amtgardians ... lend me your ear. Come you to tickle MaxaM, not to bury him.” -Luke
Maxam started playing at Granite Spyre in the Wetlands, and has since moved around between Granite Spyre, Mushroom Shrine, and Ironwood. Was squired to Sir Luke Wyngarde at some Wetlands coronation, or midreign.
Some one who doesn't like MaXam(IP 70.116.97.85) Wrote: Mediocre fighter at best, yet his ego would have you believe he is a lot better than he really is.
Affiliated Groups
- A E-Sam regular
- Former member and founder of Landcrest fighting company
- House BigSluff
- Ministers of Grace
- Chuck Wagon
- Team Haterade
Belted Family
Squired to Sir Luke Wyngarde.
Notable Accomplishments
Baron and Champion of Mushroom Shrine a few times... also successfully managed to kill that park, so that like a pheonix it would be reborn better. Too bad no one recognizes that.
Additional Images
- Link to image 1
- Link to image 2
More Information
- Personal Website
- Company Website
