Safety Ditch

parody of Safety Dance by Men Without Hats by Roger and Kraken Kane

esss ayyy effff eeee teee whyyy
safe tee ditchch...

We can ditch if we want to
We can leave those flurbs behind
'Cause those flurbs don't ditch and if they don't ditch
Well they're no friends of mine
say, we can fight where we want to
A park where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can ditch

français!

We can trench when we want to
The knight is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can fight if want to
If we don't, nobody'll see
And you can fight real fast and totally badass
And I can act like a ditch monkey

I say, we can ditch, we can ditch
Remember your wrist control
We can ditch, we can ditch
We're gonna try and kill them all
We can ditch, we can ditch
Everybody look at your hands
We can ditch, we can ditch
First dead, time to swiiIIiitch

Safety ditch
Line up to ditch
Line up to ditch

esss ayyy effff eeee teee whyyy
Line, ditch!

We can ditch if we want to
We've got a new life to fight
As long as we use it, never gonna lose it
The event work out right
I say, we can ditch if we want to
We can leave those flurbs behind
'Cause those flurbs don't ditch and if they don't ditch
Well they're no friends of mine