House Bacon

"Bacon Vodka is NOT made of wrong. It is made by beautiful big breasted angels in skimpy outfits, all for the immense pleasure of the one who is consuming it.
Or..by me, sans skimpy outfit." -Jack Cross

"Thanks bro...now I have to go scour my eyes with Comet because I skipped over the SANS skimpy out fit...." -Sir Angrist

Description

House Bacon was formed in 2008 as a place for all lovers of Bacon, and other great products of Pork to come together in their love of devouring this most delicious of delicacies.

Members

Listed in no particular order

• Sir Angrist - Commisioner of Porcine Safety
• Abiliegh Cross - HeadMistress of Kosher Alternatives
• (Rv)FalQuinn Tannon - Commandant of Pork Acquisitions
• Tamara Cross - Chairman of the Barbeque Commission
• Eliessi - Chancellor of Pit Proceedings
• Jack Cross - First Minister of Pork
• Piper - Deputy Commissioner of Smokehouse Affairs
• Usul - Secretary for Swine Related Activities
• Mokushi - Party Leader of Preservation & Processing

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