Dead Weights

Dead Weights, Formal Arch-Enemies of The Chosen

”If you think you can beat us, you can.”

Biography of Group

Started by Riven Asayri and Tenebrae, the Dead Weights are all about coming together to die together. Arguably the most exclusive fighting company in Amtgard. The Dead Weights goal is to become a rolling pile of corpses so large it continues to roll others into it, similar to the Katamari games.

Catchphrases

Failtality!

Being in the Dead Weights is a lifelong commitment - it's a good thing we don't live that long.

If it ain't broke, we'll fix that!

Company Standards

Official Colors: Red, black, white

"Unofficial" Colors: Blue, purple, reddish orangeish, anything that looks like a bruise

Patron Saint: Kylo Ren

Battle Cry: "I will finish what you started!" -dies-

Members

• Riven Asayri of Iron Springs
• Tenebrae of Iron Springs
• Arco of Iron Springs
• Takhisis of Iron Springs
• Kwon of Radiant Valley (current captain)

Ex-Dead Weights

You know, the people who are too good for us.

• Walberan of Emerald Academy (honorary)
• Pahyum of Iron Springs (honorary)

Wannabe Recruits

For some inexplicable reason...

• Sporky of Iron Springs
• Krough of Madoc's Keep
• Soulless Rose of Souls Crossing

Notable Accomplishments

• Died during Crystalline Chronicles VI
• Died at Blood Moon Harvest 2016
• Called "Dead" without being hit at War on Faerie II (and another member subsequently fell into laughter so much that she also had to call "Dead")
• Became Arch-Enemies with the Chosen at Aftershock 2017
• Invented "OctoDIE" in collaboration with Acorn of Belegarth at the AnS Symposium 2017 (and failed at it so badly that we had to create new rules to make it easier)
• Joined the Crown in the Soul's Crossing Raid of 2017, nearly causing them to lose
• Planted a spy in the monarchy at Onward to Canterbury 2017
• Accidentally gained a new member while attempting to poison the Chosen (again) at Gathering of the Clans
• Somehow managed to autocrat a smooth event... but nearly lost a gift from our arch-nemeses at Winter's Edge's first kingdom event, Festival of Triumph
• Failed to assassinate even a single Chosen at Keep on the Borderlands
• Tricked the incoming monarchy into making us the official guard for the reign at Crystalline Chronicles VII

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