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''"2.0 is downloading!"'' -- [[Torbjorn Kegslayer]], upon seeing 2.0 re-introducing his alcohol into the wild.<br> | ''"2.0 is downloading!"'' -- [[Torbjorn Kegslayer]], upon seeing 2.0 re-introducing his alcohol into the wild.<br> | ||
''"If I'm not drunk it's not court."'' --2.0 | ''"If I'm not drunk it's not court."'' --2.0 | ||
| − | + | "Why would you cough into a vagina...?" 2.0: "I was sick and she wanted me to eat her out." | |
===Biography=== | ===Biography=== | ||
Active-duty Marine. No longer [[Tevas]]'s roommate, has finally found his own couch to sleep on. Was banned from Amtgard and exiled to Afghanistan by [[Deimos]] upon his appointment as Prince of Westmarch. | Active-duty Marine. No longer [[Tevas]]'s roommate, has finally found his own couch to sleep on. Was banned from Amtgard and exiled to Afghanistan by [[Deimos]] upon his appointment as Prince of Westmarch. | ||
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2.0 of Ashen Spire, Kingdom of Westmarch
Also known as Melakor. Also known as Tevas 2.0
"2.0 is downloading!" -- Torbjorn Kegslayer, upon seeing 2.0 re-introducing his alcohol into the wild.
"If I'm not drunk it's not court." --2.0
"Why would you cough into a vagina...?" 2.0: "I was sick and she wanted me to eat her out."
Biography
Active-duty Marine. No longer Tevas's roommate, has finally found his own couch to sleep on. Was banned from Amtgard and exiled to Afghanistan by Deimos upon his appointment as Prince of Westmarch.
Was guilt-tripped into Amtgard by old friend Tevas after a deployment to Iraq in 2006. Has since learned to follow in his mentor's steps as a stick jock, but still hasn't been able to master the spins.
Affiliated Groups
- Crusaders (Captain)
- House of Brian
- Team Douchebag
Belted Line
Squire to Axgar Erion the Blackhanded
Notable Accomplishments
- Co-Organized Westmarch's Infernal Invasion Quest chain with Tevas late 2008 through early 2009.
- Winner of Siar Geata's Feb 2009 Crown Qualification tourney.
- Stabber of Loptr's floating rib.
- Taking a close 2nd place in the Best Ass competition at Salt Wars 2008, behind Hannoske.
- Making it through a whole Darkshore without sounding like a vespa.
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Often (when drunk, so very often) sounds like a cross between a faulty chainsaw and a Vespa going uphill. -Darkshore 2008
