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===Wokourt Heraldry===
 
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===Wokou's "'Twas the Night before Christmas"===
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~template by [[Asmund]], colored and translated to Hawaiian by [[Abiliegh Cross|The Abi]]
''Written by [[Asmund]], with a fair bit of help from [[Abiliegh Cross|Abi]]''<br>
 
<br>
 
‘Twas the night before Christmas <br>
 
And all through forum <br>
 
Not a creature was stirring <br>
 
There was just nothin’ for ‘em <br>
 
<br>
 
We all were at parties <br>
 
Be we atheist, Christian or Jew <br>
 
Except for the lame-oids <br>
 
(I think we all know who) <br>
 
<br>
 
Then down in Wokou <br>
 
There arose such a din <br>
 
That I rushed to the lap top <br>
 
And logged myself “in” <br>
 
<br>
 
I feared ‘twas a “nuke” <br>
 
“Attention Retards: You’re Toast”<br>  
 
But instead what I found <br>
 
Was eight shiny new posts <br>
 
<br>
 
A thread to determine <br>
 
“Are You Naughty Or Nice” <br>
 
Another discussing <br>
 
“Which Elf Chick Would Entice”<br>
 
<br>
 
A thread to assign<br>
 
Gag gifts to us all <br>
 
And a role-playing thread <br>
 
Set at the island’s mall <br>
 
<br>
 
One for “[[Casca]] Cooks Reindeer” <br>
 
Yum, Blitzen patties <br>
 
And “Why [[Flare]] Hates Christmas”<br>
 
(Hint: Santa’s a fatty) <br>
 
<br>
 
“Polar Geography” <br>
 
(At least [[Roger]] might care)<br>
 
And Youtube Christmas clips <br>
 
For us all to share <br>
 
<br>
 
Slowly others crept in<br>
 
To see what all was the hap’s <br>
 
I declined to point out <br>
 
“WE HAVE NO LIFE” in all caps <br>
 
<br>
 
There was joking from [[Kane]] <br>
 
Most at [[Feral|Feral's]] expense <br>
 
There were edits from [[Grendel Vetra Skald|Grendel]]<br>
 
Not all making sense <br>
 
<br>
 
The gag-gifts were thread jacked <br>
 
By [[Abiliegh Cross|Abi]] and [[Tink]]<br>
 
And [[Itsari]] kept giving <br>
 
The elves internet winks <br>
 
<br>
 
It was a Christmas Eve raucous <br>
 
In true Wokou style <br>
 
As everyone gathered <br>
 
On our little isle <br>
 
<br>
 
While the rest of [[E-Sam]]<br>
 
Was quiet and calm <br>
 
Wokouvians vowed <br>
 
To go all night long<br>
 
<br>
 
I spent a few minutes there<br>
 
Browsing with glee <br>
 
Then my wife started calling <br>
 
"Come drink with me!" <br>
 
<br>
 
My party was waiting <br>
 
But Wokou left me in stitches <br>
 
So before I logged off <br>
 
I wrote "Merry Christmas, my bitches"
 

Revision as of 18:52, 9 January 2009

Wokou is a crazy little place on E-sam. Nuff said.

The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.

First Wokourt Reign

Wokween - Casca
Wokonsort - Grendel
Chumpion - Kane
Prime Sinister - Itsari

Wokourt Heraldry

WokouHeraldry.jpg
~template by Asmund, colored and translated to Hawaiian by The Abi