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-His favorite polearm, made by Warlordsports.com, is responsible for [[Grail]] to seek a cup and learn better foot work. This polearm is now named "The Pecker Wrecker." | -His favorite polearm, made by Warlordsports.com, is responsible for [[Grail]] to seek a cup and learn better foot work. This polearm is now named "The Pecker Wrecker." | ||
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Akuma Matata Gouken, of Dark Shores, Iron Mountains
”The warrior once known as Lokin Lochnavar, once known as Gladius, once known as Gladius Furia, twice elected to the mandatory janitorial squad on the 5th moon of the Zartan system following the rebellion at gorlach, once known as Mezostophrileas, thrice dwelling in the barren world. High champion of The Morgan, once known as the Followers of Rathma, twice known as The Gathering, once removed from the temple, and currently seeking the lost faiths. Priest to the Descended Angels of Gararathmos, 2nd rider of 7th battalion of the host of Mezomorthos, bearing the title of "Lord of the Bronx elephantos", named Boolabooch Metatarsus, and sometimes, while sparingly, referred to as Anne Heche”-Gabriel
"BE GONE EVIL- DOER!" Raphael to Akuma at Iron Man 2011 (The above picture)
"I'm sure the reason why we have two hands is so we can hold two beers."
"If the job ain't worth going all out then why order a chesseburger unless there's steak at home?" (means why not?)
"Oh for the love of god..." - Gabriel's response to 70% of Akuma's utterances, actions, and several accumulated religious atrocities.
"I might be a dick, but I'm a dick with a heart of gold."
Biography
Akuma began playing Amtgard solidly in the spring of 2008. He has since become a talented fighter, artisan, and a capable, if not polarizing Sheriff.
Has revitalized his once dead fighter company into a newly formed Household, known as House Hearalds of the Nephilim. The household deals primarily with the Arts and Sciences. Usually house members show up to Akuma's appartment, give him good ideas and they watch in amazment as he presses out weapons and garb.
His current persona is being rewritten to match that of Isaac's- A new commer in to the fighter company Arclight
Affiliated Groups
- House Hearalds of the Nephilim founding member
- Arclight
- House Bring it On
Belted Family
Notable Accomplishments
Dark Shores 4th reign Dragonmaster
Dark Shores 5th reign Weapon Master and Dragon Master
Dark Shores 6th reign Dragon Master
He is Sir Raphael's crudely constructed shadow
He is Canadian
Is single handedly responsible for the destruction of our previous park. Full details on the incident, can be viewed on the info page for House Keep It Away
As punishment for his borderline insane number of name changes, at the beginning of his second term Sheriff Gabriel Viridian imposed the surname "Matata" upon him, for the duration of Akuma's term as Champion. He has apparently grown attached to said burden, and has elected to keep it
Loves nut shots- The last nut shot involving Akuma was an arrow strike; from Merlin to Akuma. Akuma fell to the ground laughing when chasing Raphael.
Is the reason why the rum is always gone
Is the owner of multiple polearms all of which are responsible for a vast majority of the nut shots in Dark Shores. -His speed pole, newly named "The Blue Squirrel" by Kupe, delivered a nut strike to fellow park member Intesif which the populace factored out to have struck in excess of 10- 15 times with a single blow, causing him to nearly vomit and kept him on the ground for about 15 minutes. Sir Raphael and Man at Arms Lumpy visited and witnessed this atrocity of man hood mutilation.
-His favorite polearm, made by Warlordsports.com, is responsible for Grail to seek a cup and learn better foot work. This polearm is now named "The Pecker Wrecker."
He checks and updates the amtwiki and the ORK on an almost daily basis.
Served as champion numerous times
Served as regent protemp to Gabriel for roughly 3 weeks before serving as Monarch protemp during Dark Shores 4th reign
Monarch in his second term currently for Dark Shores 6th reign.