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''The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.''
 
''The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.''
 
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===Wokou's "'Twas the Night before Christmas"===
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''Written by [[Asmund]], with a fair bit of help from [[Abiliegh Cross|Abi]]''<br>
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===Current Reign===
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Gracious Dicktator- [[Kane]]
‘Twas the night before Christmas <br>
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And all through forum <br>
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Not a creature was stirring <br>
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===First Wokourt Reign===
There was just nothin’ for ‘em <br>
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Wokween - [[Asmund]] <br>
<br>
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Wokonsort - [[Grendel Vetra Skald|Grendel]] <br>
We all were at parties <br>
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Chumpion - [[Kane]] <br>
Be we atheist, Christian or Jew <br>
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Prime Sinister - [[Itsari]] <br>
Except for the lame-oids <br>
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(I think we all know who) <br>
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===Wokourt Heraldry===
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/SilkenSidhe/Random%20Chaos/WokouHeraldry.jpg <br>
Then down in Wokou <br>
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~template by [[Asmund]], colored and translated to Hawaiian by [[Abiliegh Cross|The Abi]]
There arose such a din <br>
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That I rushed to the lap top <br>
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===Knots of Wokou===
And logged myself “in” <br>
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''of which there are currently none''<br><br>
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*Knot of the Hammock- ''for holding Wokou-level offices''
I feared ‘twas a “nuke” <br>
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*Knot of the Iguana- ''for excellence in the field of Wokou arts''
“Attention Retards: You’re Toast”<br>
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*Knot of the Bonfire- ''for service to Wokou''
But instead what I found <br>
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*Knot of the Bamboo Stick and Coconut- ''for currently undefined Wokassholeness''
Was eight shiny new posts <br>
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[[Category:Amtgard Things]]
A thread to determine <br>
 
“Are You Naughty Or Nice” <br>
 
Another discussing <br>
 
“Which Elf Chick Would Entice”<br>
 
<br>
 
A thread to assign<br>
 
Gag gifts to us all <br>
 
And a role-playing thread <br>
 
Set at the island’s mall <br>
 
<br>
 
One for “[[Casca]] Cooks Reindeer” <br>
 
Yum, Blitzen patties <br>
 
And “Why [[Flare]] Hates Christmas”<br>  
 
(Hint: Santa’s a fatty) <br>
 
<br>
 
“Polar Geography” <br>
 
(At least [[Roger]] might care)<br>  
 
And Youtube Christmas clips <br>
 
For us all to share <br>
 
<br>
 
Slowly others crept in<br>
 
To see what all was the hap’s <br>
 
I declined to point out <br>
 
“WE HAVE NO LIFE” in all caps <br>
 
<br>
 
There was joking from [[Kane]] <br>
 
Most at [[Feral|Feral's]] expense <br>
 
There were edits from [[Grendel Vetra Skald|Grendel]]<br>
 
Not all making sense <br>
 
<br>
 
The gag-gifts were thread jacked <br>
 
By [[Abiliegh Cross|Abi]] and [[Tink]]<br>
 
And [[Itsari]] kept giving <br>
 
The elves internet winks <br>
 
<br>
 
It was a Christmas Eve raucous <br>
 
In true Wokou style <br>
 
As everyone gathered <br>
 
On our little isle <br>
 
<br>
 
While the rest of [[E-Sam]]<br>
 
Was quiet and calm <br>
 
Wokouvians vowed <br>
 
To go all night long<br>
 
<br>
 
I spent a few minutes there<br>
 
Browsing with glee <br>
 
Then my wife started calling <br>
 
"Come drink with me!" <br>
 
<br>
 
My party was waiting <br>
 
But Wokou left me in stitches <br>
 
So before I logged off <br>
 
I wrote "Merry Christmas, my bitches"
 

Latest revision as of 02:31, 31 March 2016

Wokou is a crazy little place on E-sam. Nuff said.

The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.

Current Reign

Gracious Dicktator- Kane


First Wokourt Reign

Wokween - Asmund
Wokonsort - Grendel
Chumpion - Kane
Prime Sinister - Itsari

Wokourt Heraldry

WokouHeraldry.jpg
~template by Asmund, colored and translated to Hawaiian by The Abi

Knots of Wokou

of which there are currently none

  • Knot of the Hammock- for holding Wokou-level offices
  • Knot of the Iguana- for excellence in the field of Wokou arts
  • Knot of the Bonfire- for service to Wokou
  • Knot of the Bamboo Stick and Coconut- for currently undefined Wokassholeness