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===Description=== | ===Description=== | ||
| − | House Bacon was formed in [[2008]] as a place for all lovers of Bacon, and other great products of Pork to come together in their love of devouring this most delicious of delicacies. | + | House Bacon was formed in [[2008]] as a place for all lovers of Bacon, and other great products of Pork to come together in their love of devouring this most delicious of delicacies. For the records and through no fault of his, Jacks Bacon Rum was, shall we say, less than optimal. But the struggle for bacon infused drinks continues! |
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| + | Recently the pathetic [[The Church of the High Cross]] has declared a holy crusade against the People's Army of [[House Bacon]], not fully understanding the awesome might of the people will crush this superstition and its sad devotion to the evil sluff monkey with no fashion sense [[Jynx Mercades]] under the awesome hoof of the mighty pig. When the dust settles, [[Jynx]] and his band of rabble will be nothing more than a memory, a mere footnote in the Party's noble pursuit of pork products and their substitutes. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION! | ||
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===Members=== | ===Members=== | ||
''Listed in no particular order'' | ''Listed in no particular order'' | ||
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*[[Abiliegh Cross]] - HeadMistress of Kosher Alternatives | *[[Abiliegh Cross]] - HeadMistress of Kosher Alternatives | ||
*(Rv)[[FalQuinn Tannon]] - Commandant of Pork Acquisitions | *(Rv)[[FalQuinn Tannon]] - Commandant of Pork Acquisitions | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Tamara Cross]] - Chairman of the Barbeque Commission |
*[[Eliessi]] - Chancellor of Pit Proceedings | *[[Eliessi]] - Chancellor of Pit Proceedings | ||
*[[Jack Cross]] - First Minister of Pork | *[[Jack Cross]] - First Minister of Pork | ||
*[[Piper Lesonette|Piper]] - Deputy Commissioner of Smokehouse Affairs | *[[Piper Lesonette|Piper]] - Deputy Commissioner of Smokehouse Affairs | ||
*[[Usul Blacktongue|Usul]] - Secretary for Swine Related Activities | *[[Usul Blacktongue|Usul]] - Secretary for Swine Related Activities | ||
| + | *[[Mokushi]] - Party Leader of Preservation & Processing | ||
| + | *[[Jynx Mercades]] - Proletarian Scum | ||
| + | *[[Potato]] - no title currently | ||
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| + | [http://www.amtgardrecords.com/companies/company.php?ID=789 ORK]<br> | ||
| + | [http://bacontoday.com/ Bacon Today] | ||
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| + | [[category: Households]] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:38, 9 November 2009
"Bacon Vodka is NOT made of wrong. It is made by beautiful big breasted angels in skimpy outfits, all for the immense pleasure of the one who is consuming it.
Or..by me, sans skimpy outfit." -Jack Cross
"Thanks bro...now I have to go scour my eyes with Comet because I skipped over the SANS skimpy out fit...." -Sir Angrist
Description
House Bacon was formed in 2008 as a place for all lovers of Bacon, and other great products of Pork to come together in their love of devouring this most delicious of delicacies. For the records and through no fault of his, Jacks Bacon Rum was, shall we say, less than optimal. But the struggle for bacon infused drinks continues!
Recently the pathetic The Church of the High Cross has declared a holy crusade against the People's Army of House Bacon, not fully understanding the awesome might of the people will crush this superstition and its sad devotion to the evil sluff monkey with no fashion sense Jynx Mercades under the awesome hoof of the mighty pig. When the dust settles, Jynx and his band of rabble will be nothing more than a memory, a mere footnote in the Party's noble pursuit of pork products and their substitutes. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION!
Members
Listed in no particular order
- Sir Angrist - Commisioner of Porcine Safety
- Abiliegh Cross - HeadMistress of Kosher Alternatives
- (Rv)FalQuinn Tannon - Commandant of Pork Acquisitions
- Tamara Cross - Chairman of the Barbeque Commission
- Eliessi - Chancellor of Pit Proceedings
- Jack Cross - First Minister of Pork
- Piper - Deputy Commissioner of Smokehouse Affairs
- Usul - Secretary for Swine Related Activities
- Mokushi - Party Leader of Preservation & Processing
- Jynx Mercades - Proletarian Scum
- Potato - no title currently
