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==Amtgard Haiku from [[E-Sam]]'s [[Woku]] forum==
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==Amtgard Haiku from [[E-Sam]]'s [[Wokou]] forum==
 
[http://www.electricsamurai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14658&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0]
 
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no way that was shield<br>
 
no way that was shield<br>
  
===[[LucasTheLost|BS Lucas]]===
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===[[Lucas The Lost|BS Lucas]]===
 
Dark side of sluffing<br>
 
Dark side of sluffing<br>
 
You must inform your father:<br>
 
You must inform your father:<br>
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Back to drawing board<br>
 
Back to drawing board<br>
  
===Sir [[Shadow]]===
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Fireball hits my chest.<br>
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Another three hundred count...<br>
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Dammit! Had pro mag.<br>
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Sword Knight closing fast<br>
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I'm not even a speed bump<br>
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Frustration and awe<br>
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Their skill on a stick<br>
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Satisfaction out of reach<br>
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Death to the flailer<br>
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In the zone, slaying<br>
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They fall, wheat and chaff alike<br>
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The vet flows forward<br>
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Head down, he lunges<br>
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Newbie fu, at its finest<br>
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Can't believe I died<br>
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Older and slower<br>
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Joints creak and pop painfully<br>
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Need vitamin "I"<br>
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Younger foes surround<br>
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None the less, triumph is mine<br>
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Age and Treachery<br>
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===[[Miles Ookami]]===
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Afar, screams erupt<br>
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Hark, [[Woodstock]] has died again<br>
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"Dead, dead, dead, dammit!"<br>
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Another garb shot<br>
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Yes, I can fold into the wind<br>
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Hey, try a diet<br>
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I look around me<br>
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Feeling safe for the moment--<br>
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[[Dragoth]] shanks again<br>
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Is it twenty feet?<br>
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Milan walks it out in steps<br>
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Enjoy ''[[Hold Person]]''<br>
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I use a flail<br>
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"Not competitive!" they say<br>
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Oops, I just killed you<br>
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[[Lucas The Lost|Lucas]] and polearm<br>
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Wonderbra for testicles<br>
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Lift and separate<br>
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Most unfortunate<br>
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Charm cannot be a haiku<br>
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Harakiri time<br>
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Sudden disbelief<br>
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What? I killed the Champion?<br>
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Yes, it was a fluke<br>
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Ugh, Warlord again<br>
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Such tomfoolery, this game<br>
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[[Yugovich|Yugi]]-[[Cadogan|Bigglesworth]]<br>
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===[[Sir]] [[Shadow]]===
 
I must swing too hard<br>
 
I must swing too hard<br>
 
The kill I can never get<br>
 
The kill I can never get<br>
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The other questers are gone<br>
 
The other questers are gone<br>
 
Damn that lost arrow<br>
 
Damn that lost arrow<br>
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I raise my sword high<br>
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All who see me look away<br>
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Nirvana awaits<br>
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Why are you crying?<br>
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If you can't take it, don't ditch<br>
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Oh shit, no stab tip<br>
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I need a reeve here<br>
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There is no way I am dead<br>
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Ha, twenty one feet<br>
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I am a Sword Knight<br>
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You are not yet a Sword Knight<br>
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Go get me a beer<br>
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===[[Woodstock]]===
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[[Longfox]] approaches<br>
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Pole arm held at the ready<br>
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Protect your marbles<br>
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At the Ditching Line<br>
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A stomach-stab is coming<br>
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Aw nuts! Aimed too low<br>
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"Bows are just a crutch!"<br>
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Another n00b gets his wings<br>
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Shoot-ED off by Tweak<br>
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Elephant Undies<br>
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[[Arthur MacGregor|Arthur's]] favorite possession<br>
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They never get old<br>
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[[Category:In their own words pages]]

Latest revision as of 00:12, 13 April 2016

Amtgard Haiku from E-Sam's Wokou forum

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cc_tolken

Arrow grazes hip
The Warrior drops to his knees
Die, you sluffing whore

Grendel

Ozcam sees it all
I saw the video too
no way that was shield

BS Lucas

Dark side of sluffing
You must inform your father:
You are a faggot

Old and tipped out sword
You sting honest and sluffer
Time for more noodle

Ditch with Special Friend
My satisfaction, your pain
Stab to the jimmy

Junk shot! Roll on ground
Ditching, accidents happen
Forgive and fight on

My favorite sword
Snapped off by your heavy stick
Back to drawing board

Fireball hits my chest.
Another three hundred count...
Dammit! Had pro mag.

Sword Knight closing fast
I'm not even a speed bump
Frustration and awe

Their skill on a stick
Satisfaction out of reach
Death to the flailer

In the zone, slaying
They fall, wheat and chaff alike
The vet flows forward

Head down, he lunges
Newbie fu, at its finest
Can't believe I died

Older and slower
Joints creak and pop painfully
Need vitamin "I"

Younger foes surround
None the less, triumph is mine
Age and Treachery

Miles Ookami

Afar, screams erupt
Hark, Woodstock has died again
"Dead, dead, dead, dammit!"

Another garb shot
Yes, I can fold into the wind
Hey, try a diet

I look around me
Feeling safe for the moment--
Dragoth shanks again

Is it twenty feet?
Milan walks it out in steps
Enjoy Hold Person

I use a flail
"Not competitive!" they say
Oops, I just killed you

Lucas and polearm
Wonderbra for testicles
Lift and separate

Most unfortunate
Charm cannot be a haiku
Harakiri time

Sudden disbelief
What? I killed the Champion?
Yes, it was a fluke

Ugh, Warlord again
Such tomfoolery, this game
Yugi-Bigglesworth

Sir Shadow

I must swing too hard
The kill I can never get
Screams, hands hold his eye

The pole arm is quick
Chop, stab, slash, jab, hack, gunch, crack
The boarder runs by

Why must I be dead
I know she finished the spell
But she moved her feet

Walking through the woods
The other questers are gone
Damn that lost arrow

I raise my sword high
All who see me look away
Nirvana awaits

Why are you crying?
If you can't take it, don't ditch
Oh shit, no stab tip

I need a reeve here
There is no way I am dead
Ha, twenty one feet

I am a Sword Knight
You are not yet a Sword Knight
Go get me a beer


Woodstock

Longfox approaches
Pole arm held at the ready
Protect your marbles

At the Ditching Line
A stomach-stab is coming
Aw nuts! Aimed too low

"Bows are just a crutch!"
Another n00b gets his wings
Shoot-ED off by Tweak

Elephant Undies
Arthur's favorite possession
They never get old