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== AMTWOKOU ==
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Wokou is a crazy little place on E-sam. Nuff said.
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''The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.''
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"What happens in Wokou stays in Wokou."  Actually there are many things that can happen '''[[only]]''' on Wokou...but you have to join to find out!
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===Current Reign===
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Gracious Dicktator- [[Kane]]
  
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There are many things which are Wokou:
 
  
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* The sound made by a [[Warlord]] munching up noobs... (wokouwokouwokouwokou)
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===First Wokourt Reign===
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* Japanese pirates
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Wokween - [[Asmund]] <br>
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* An island inhabited by pirates and ninjas from [[E-Sam]].
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Wokonsort - [[Grendel Vetra Skald|Grendel]] <br>
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* The island of unmoderated E-sam transgressions, usually leading to alcohol and sex. (Who woulda figured)
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Chumpion - [[Kane]] <br>
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* A general feeling of calm and relaxation
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Prime Sinister - [[Itsari]] <br>
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* The sound made by its inhabitants when struck with coconuts
 
  
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Who is the leader of the Wokou? We are an an autonomous collective.
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===Wokourt Heraldry===
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/SilkenSidhe/Random%20Chaos/WokouHeraldry.jpg <br>
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~template by [[Asmund]], colored and translated to Hawaiian by [[Abiliegh Cross|The Abi]]
  
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Based on references from Grand Admiral Asmund, Loptr is apparently the barkeep for all flurby drinks.
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===Knots of Wokou===
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''of which there are currently none''<br><br>
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*Knot of the Hammock- ''for holding Wokou-level offices''
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*Knot of the Iguana- ''for excellence in the field of Wokou arts''
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*Knot of the Bonfire- ''for service to Wokou''
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*Knot of the Bamboo Stick and Coconut- ''for currently undefined Wokassholeness''
  
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There are many possibilities...
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[[Category:Amtgard Things]]
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Each day starts with a drink aboard the Grand Admiral's ship, and ends with a dip in the rum tub (by invite only).  That's how we Wokou.
 
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There is also ditching, general debauchery, sometimes lewdness and dancing around the firepit at night.  Wokou didn't happen if we can't see it.
 
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This is where the story ends and the wokou begins...
 
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"The redemption of Wokou will come when the big wave hits and destroys this place of sin, until then I explore the watery depths and study the wildlife." These were the last words heard before a recent shark attack made clear the wildlife's disdain of being studied.  The big wave did eventually come, however the island was spared when the wave was given a drink and introduced to some pretty girls.  The big wave now has a cushy cottage near the lagoon.
 
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Wokou is what happens when you sluff responsibility.
 
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There is a single ATM on the island, run by Wokouvia. It dispenses the official currency of the island, the "wookie", which is printed on medicinal-grade hemp.  This choice of material has proven to be an ironclad barrier against inflation; we keep printing more and more yet the amount in circulation stays relatively fixed and in high demand.  Hint: the twenty-wookie notes are the best. 
 
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Wokou was conquered on day one by Sraw who quickly tired of the place and handed it over to her subjects. She then disappeared into the sunset humming the Spiderman theme. (For more info, see Urbandictionary.com's entry for "spiderman")
 
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If you pee in the rum-tub, you are immediately kicked off the island.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
 

Latest revision as of 02:31, 31 March 2016

Wokou is a crazy little place on E-sam. Nuff said.

The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.

Current Reign

Gracious Dicktator- Kane


First Wokourt Reign

Wokween - Asmund
Wokonsort - Grendel
Chumpion - Kane
Prime Sinister - Itsari

Wokourt Heraldry

WokouHeraldry.jpg
~template by Asmund, colored and translated to Hawaiian by The Abi

Knots of Wokou

of which there are currently none

  • Knot of the Hammock- for holding Wokou-level offices
  • Knot of the Iguana- for excellence in the field of Wokou arts
  • Knot of the Bonfire- for service to Wokou
  • Knot of the Bamboo Stick and Coconut- for currently undefined Wokassholeness
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