MaXam

Squire Maxam

"Yar, so I noticed my cieling had a leak, and today the sheetrock fell on me as I was working in it. 'Twas a massive blow the the hull yarg, took on water all over the poop deck."

Maxam: "Hey tink, you said you wanted to practice that shot right?" Tink: "Yeah" Maxam: "Get that spatula" Tink: "I'm gonna hit ya with it" Maxam: "No you're not." Tink: "I'm gonna friggin hit you" Maxam: "Okay" Tink: **Whap**

Maxam: "Oh... Maybe we should stop with the spatula"

Maxam's Heraldry
Maxam fighting Ed the Dread

Maxam at Spring War, 2008

Biography

”Friends, E-Sams, Amtgardians ... lend me your ear. Come you to tickle MaxaM, not to bury him.” -Luke

Maxam started playing at Granite Spyre in the Wetlands, and has since moved around between Granite Spyre, Mushroom Shrine, and Ironwood. Was squired to Sir Luke Wyngarde at some Wetlands coronation, or midreign.Maxam now lives in Austin and plays at Slaughter Creek and Tori-mar and is mostly of the Stick Jock set. Some one who doesn't like MaXam Wrote: "I don't like maxam"

Affiliated Groups

• A E-Sam regular
• Former member and founder of Landcrest fighting company
• House BigSluff
• Ministers of Grace
• Chuck Wagon
• Team Haterade

Belted Family

Squired to Sir Luke Wyngarde.

Notable Accomplishments

Baron and Champion of Mushroom Shrine a few times. Some claim max to be the sole responsible party for the death of same.

Additional Images

• Link to image 1
• Link to image 2

More Information

• Personal Website
• Company Website

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