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== AMTWOKOU ==
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Wokou is a crazy little place on E-sam. Nuff said.
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''The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.''
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"What happens in Wokou stays in Wokou."
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===Current Reign===
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Gracious Dicktator- [[Kane]]
  
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There are many things which are Wokou:
 
  
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* The sound made by a [[Warlord]] munching up noobs... (wokouwokouwokouwokou)
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===First Wokourt Reign===
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* Japanese pirates
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Wokween - [[Asmund]] <br>
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* An island inhabited by pirates and ninjas from [[E-Sam]].
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Wokonsort - [[Grendel Vetra Skald|Grendel]] <br>
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* The island of unmoderated E-sam transgressions, usually leading to alcohol and sex. (Who woulda figured)
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Chumpion - [[Kane]] <br>
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* A general feeling of calm and relaxation
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Prime Sinister - [[Itsari]] <br>
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* The sound made by its inhabitants when struck with coconuts
 
  
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Who is the leader of the Wokou? We are an an autonomous collective.
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===Wokourt Heraldry===
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/SilkenSidhe/Random%20Chaos/WokouHeraldry.jpg <br>
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~template by [[Asmund]], colored and translated to Hawaiian by [[Abiliegh Cross|The Abi]]
  
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Based on references from Grand Admiral Asmund, Loptr is apparently the barkeep for all flurby drinks.
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===Knots of Wokou===
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''of which there are currently none''<br><br>
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*Knot of the Hammock- ''for holding Wokou-level offices''
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*Knot of the Iguana- ''for excellence in the field of Wokou arts''
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*Knot of the Bonfire- ''for service to Wokou''
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*Knot of the Bamboo Stick and Coconut- ''for currently undefined Wokassholeness''
  
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There are many possibilities...
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[[Category:Amtgard Things]]
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Each day starts with a drink aboard the Grand Admiral's ship, and ends with a dip in the rum tub (by invite only).  That's how we Wokou. (I'm not drinking that yambag flavored rum. Because I'm afraid I'll love it and become addicted. -Twitch)(Yeah, So? I don't WANNA be addicted to Yambag rum. - Twitch)
 
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There is also ditching, general debauchery, sometimes lewdness and dancing around the firepit at night.  Wokou didn't happen if we can't see it.
 
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This is where the story ends and the wokou begins...
 
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"The redemption of Wokou will come when the big wave hits and destroys this place of sin, until then I explore the watery depths and study the wildlife." These were the last words heard before a recent shark attack made clear the wildlife's disdain of being studied.  The big wave did eventually come, however the island was spared when the wave was given a drink and introduced to some pretty girls.  The big wave now has a cushy cottage near the lagoon.
 
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Wokou is what happens when you sluff responsibility.
 
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There is a single ATM on the island, run by Wokouvia.
 

Latest revision as of 02:31, 31 March 2016

Wokou is a crazy little place on E-sam. Nuff said.

The editor would like to note that this page will be updated as erratically as Wokou itself. Enjoy.

Current Reign

Gracious Dicktator- Kane


First Wokourt Reign

Wokween - Asmund
Wokonsort - Grendel
Chumpion - Kane
Prime Sinister - Itsari

Wokourt Heraldry

WokouHeraldry.jpg
~template by Asmund, colored and translated to Hawaiian by The Abi

Knots of Wokou

of which there are currently none

  • Knot of the Hammock- for holding Wokou-level offices
  • Knot of the Iguana- for excellence in the field of Wokou arts
  • Knot of the Bonfire- for service to Wokou
  • Knot of the Bamboo Stick and Coconut- for currently undefined Wokassholeness
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