Wokou Nuke City

A filk of Kiss's "Detroit Rock City" by Abiliegh Cross

Wokou Nuke City

I feel uptight on this Wokou morn’
Ten o' clock, and all we’ve got is NSFW porn
I read a joke from Asmund, and then I read
Kane wants to be a mod, but they made Glorious one instead
Oh no…

It’s bad!
Everybody's gonna regret this
Look now!
Wokou’s about to go amiss
You gotta lose your mind in Wokou Nuke City

It’s bad!
Everybody's gonna regret this
Look now!
Wokou’s about to go amiss

People laugh
The just don’t see…
Twelve o'clock and I know somethin’s gonna start
First I take lunch, then I smoke
Get back to E-sam, and hope I haven’t missed the show

It’s bad!
Everybody's gonna regret this
Look now!
Wokou’s about to go amiss

Readin' fast in the camera thread
Hit page five but I'm still going' much too slow
This will be fun, I just can’t wait
But there’s more to read, I go to the thread below
But oh…

It’s bad!
Everybody's gonna regret this
Look now!
Wokou’s about to go amiss

One o'clock, I look in shock
Wokou’s gone, all except one lonely thread.
“Attention Retards” is all I see
I got to laugh 'cause we gave him the key
“That was fun.”

It’s bad!
Everybody's gonna regret this
Look now!
Wokou has just gone amiss