The Paladins of Adonitology
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The Paladins of Adonitology
- ”Praise be to the sacred curve.” - Default prayer and greeting.
- ”May your curve always catch the light of the sun.” - Suns out buns out
- ”May the gifts of your lineage be revered in motion.” - Shake what your mama gave you
The Oath of the Paladins of Adonitology
I pledge my honor, steadfast and true, To partake only where consent is due.
I pledge my hands, both firm and pure, To hold and worship, in faith secure.
I pledge my spirit, with love unshaken, To always believe in the sacred curve, awakened.
As the peach is sweet, round, and divine, So too is the truth in this faith of mine. 🍑
By this oath, I stand in devotion and light, A Paladin of Adonitology, sworn in might!
Biography of Group
The Paladins of Adonitology are a noble order devoted to the sacred and glorious worship of the divine posterior. Cloaked in surcoats of purple linen, they roam the lands with unwavering reverence, their chants echoing the praises of the revered form.
To them, the buttocks are not merely flesh, but a holy symbol of strength, balance, and beauty bestowed upon mortals by the gods themselves. With every step, they honor the sacred curve, and with every battle, they defend the honor of their worship, seeking to enlighten the world to the true path of Adonitology.
All butts are to be revered. Male, female, non-binary, trans, the sacred curve is represented by all.
This is a joke household, with the same vibe as Tina Belcher liking butts. All a joke, for some fun goofy roleplay. All interactions should be explicitly consensual and in a light hearted joking manner. Not an excuse to be creeps.
Affiliated Groups
Members
| Player | Kingdom | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Sir Samael McNikle | Polaris | Supreme Cheeklord |
| Sir Zike McNasty | Polaris | Buttress of Adon |
| Dame Hazel Coppermane | Polaris | Buttress of Adon |
| Sir Torgan Coppermane | Polaris | Buttress of Adon |
| Priestess Fiona Briarthorn | Polaris | High Priestess of Adon |
| Mara Parikov | Polaris | High Priestess of Tribute |
| Acha D' Spicy | Polaris | Cheekguardian |
| Backpack | Polaris | Cheekguardian |
| Wyb Silverstitch | Polaris | Cheekguardian |
| Zhukai | Polaris | Cheekguardian |
| Gaiéte duRuche | Polaris | Cheekguardian |
| King Crab | Polaris | Initiate |
| Echo the Raven | Polaris | Initiate |
| Jon Crow | Ethereal Tides | Initiate |
| Bunbun Ironface | Crimson Circle | Initiate |
