Kabe Rinnaul

Kabe Rinnaul, of Nowhere Mountains, Winter's Edge

"I should admit it. Everything I try to keep from spreading on our field, I started off the field."

"Don't all lesbians fall in love with Ben Affleck? Isn't that what makes them lesbians?"

Biography

He used his full name as a noob, then just went with Kabe after a while. But then nobody pronounced it right (one syllable, long A), assuming he was going for something Japanese. So now he's just Rinnaul.

He occasionally tries to found a park in Charleston, West Virginia, but all attempts thus far have met with failure, primarily due to the fact that neither he, nor any of his friends, could schedule anything to save their lives. The longest-lasting of these attempts was called Storm Hills.

RP Bio: Rinnaul wanted to be a pirate, but learning to sail seemed like a lot of work. So he started a bandit company instead. After (supposedly) preying upon Nowhere Mountains for a while, the company fell apart. Now he mainly just spends his time antagonizing the local court.

Notable Accomplishments

• Once, in a quest RP, successfully gave a completely incoherent defense against an accusation of murder. The entire defense hinged upon the fact that he had not spent his silver piece, which in hindsight, was entirely irrelevant, and possibly not the result of sober thought.

Offices Held

• Sheriff of Nowhere Mountains, Fall 2008
• Prime Minister of Nowhere Mountains, Spring 2008
• Prime Minister of Nowhere Mountains, Fall 2007
• Champion of Nowhere Mountains, Spring 2007
• Regent of Nowhere Mountains, Fall 2006
• Regent of Nowhere Mountains, Spring 2006
• Champion of Nowhere Mountains, Fall 2005

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