Bitchin King

"Bitchin' King"

(A Tribute to King Sable Cacophony) (To the tune of "Dancing Queen" by Abba) By Sir Topknot

You can ditch, you can fight, having the time of your life
See that guy, watch that scene, he is a bitchin' King...

Friday night and the town is slow
Looking out for a place to go
Where they party all night, getting in the swing
You come in to meet the King
Anybody could like that guy
His butt is cute and his smile is bright
With a bottle of cider, everything is fine
He's in the mood to ditch
And when you get the chance...

Chorus
Check out that bitchin' King, young and cute, only twenty-two
Bitchin' King, everyone wants to meet him, too
You can ditch, you can fight, having the time of your life
See that guy, what's his name? Sable Cacophony...
He's the Sweetie of the Smiley Face
Leaves them laughing and then he's off
Looking for someone to spar with, anyone will do
He's in the mood to ditch
And when you get the chance...

Chorus
Check out that bitchin' King, young and cute, only twenty-two
Bitchin' King, everyone wants to meet him, too
You can ditch, you can fight, having the time of your life
See that guy, what's his name? Sable Cacophony...
He is a bitchin' King....

January 20, 1998, By Sir Topknot Grimwulff