Amtgard Apocalypse

An edited version of this appeared in Talons of the Parrot. This was originally posted to Amtgard-L by Roger in the late 1990s:

Signs of the Amtgard Apocalypse, as predicted some 1500 amtyears ago by Neoleonus, mystic and sage:

10. When event is run without substances of an alcoholic nature being consumed for the entire duration of the event.

9. When the number of kingdoms is equal to the number thirteen.

8. When a woman gains that which is known as a knighthood of the sword.

7. When the sum of worldly posessions of the Amtgard B.O.D. is not deemed to be worth less than zero.

6. When he who is known as Diego defeats the Jug of Claw.

5. When the colliseum abandones old faithful abode in favor of a shiny new recepticle.

4. When Sheriden refuses to give in to Tick Tock at Z'Ha'Dum.

3. When a great war between forcess of light, darkness and death has twice that number of armies, with forces dedicated to guiding, lack of order, and footware.

2. When the Blood Horde of the Mad Pain God resurfaces and siezes control of the Sky.

1. When the Warlike Mollusks are defeated on their home surf.