About Squeak!
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About Squeak!
Here are a few things that have been writen by players about Amtgard's Most Beloved.
Sirrakhis
- Founded Eagleshire and Merkwood in the EH.
- Leader in promoting Women in the game, her example is one of the biggest in the game promoting Female fighting.
- Moogie's sister. Which of the two is meaner is subject to debate if you've known either of them personally.
- Before she was our leading example of jailbait in Amtgard, she was the leading example of JailBait in our RHPS audience.
- She really did squeak when tickled. It was her namesake noise that actually introduced me to a future girlfriend and to the RHPS acting arena...scary eh?
Applications to 'squeak!'
What? It's an appicable verb.
Pahyum
Right now currently, I am the official source for all things squeak! in the current day. I also have an obligation to weed out all the crazy's, so I need to ask a few questions.
- Do you enjoy throwing pies?
- Do you sniff belt favors?
- Do you wish to promote lady fighters because you're trying to mack?
- Have you made heradly with phalic symbols?
- Have you made heradly with nude, partial nude, and/or topless women?
- Are you an old, angry Amtgarder who likes to hit people with chair legs?
- Do you tell your woman to get barefoot in the kitchen and make you a pie?
- Are you or do wish to be a monarch who just generally does a bad job?
- When visiting or relocating to other parks do you try to make them do things your way?
- Do you drive with your knees while talking on your cell phone and eating at the same time?
- Are you a womanizer, racist, and/or a republican?
- Are in you general just a jerk or mean person?
- Do you realize that squeak! is happily married and you'll never have a chance with her? Even while you dream at night?
- Do you realize that even though squeak! doesn't need her *people* to beat you down, amongst her *people* who will beat you down incase you are rude or lude include a Master Ninja, a Sand Ninja, a Lefty Destroyer of Faces, the Golden City's Champion, The Hammer of God, the populous of Texas, and Glorious? (Note: There are even more *people* but this is just a few to give you an idea of what the spread looks like.)
- Even though squeak! may be nice enough to try and call her *people* off you, sometimes they won't listen and will just simply insist on stringing you up by you entrails just to make sure you are taught a lesson for being rude or lude to Amtgard's Most Beloved?
Glen
If she's 16, why didn't someone throw this cretin into the fire instead of just threatening to? At times like this, you need to calmly assess the situation and ask yourself, "What would Squeak do?" Later you can congratulate yourself on your rational reaction while you hold him face-down in the fire.
