About Flurbs

Flurb is not a bad word.

Rolando Darkjester

"In truth, all of us have a little flurb in us or else we wouldn't be dressing in funny clothes, under psuedymns, hitting each other with pool toys."

Little Raven

"That's Mr. flurb to you."

Grendel wrote

I don't wanna grow up (Tom Waits & Ramones fans should have no problem with the tune)

When I'm lyin in my bed at night
I don't wanna grow up
None of my alt classes ever turn out right
I don't wanna grow up

How do I get the ditchers to roleplay fog
they're always ruining things
Makes me wish they were as nice as m-haaaaawg!

Well when I see the price for a staff
my druid don't wanna grow up
my ninja mask - why do they laugh?
I don't wanna grow up

seems like folks make fun of things
how could they never want
the only thing to live for
is roleplay!

I'm gonna put a feather in my musketeer hat
I don't wanna grow up
I'll disappear during ditch combat
And I dont wanna grow up

I dont wanna have to swing it out
I dont want my arrows to fall out
I dont wanna be filled with doubt
I dont wanna be a non elf scout
I dont wanna have to take a full death count
I dont want paladins who aren't devout
An I dont wanna grow up

Well when I see the stickjocks fight
I dont wanna grow up
They all go out and drinking all night
And I dont wanna grow up
I'd rather stay here in my room
Nothin out there but sad and gloom
I dont wanna live in a big old tomb
without a cape!

When I see the assassin rules
I dont wanna grow up
need more immunities & some tabi shoes
I dont wanna grow up

Hang around in my garb downtown
I dont wanna get beat up and down
I dont wanna have to fight with foam
Cast finger of death with a wand of bone
I dont wanna float alone
wanna fall in love with a unicorn
How the hell did I die so soon

Well I dont wanna grow up!

Sponge

"as long as you're having fun and not impeding on my ability to have fun i don't care what you are or what you're doing. it takes all types."

Oznog

"The Flurb is somebody who's so far gone they're trying to escape the realities of a game designed to escape from reality."

Weezicus

"The extent of Flurbing I'll ever do is make Monster noises. For example, walking around as a troglodyte saying "Stinky" is kinda fun."