PAG

Polearm Guy, Wavehaven Dragonspine

"you know it took alot of practice to be this big of a douche" -Spooky

Bio

Amtgarder from Wavehaven who apparently trolls on E-Samurai, posting as PAG. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts. Bangor refuses to believe he exists, though his posts have been made from cruzio, so it seems plausible that he is indeed someone from the Santa Cruz area, and hence Wavehaven. He has a website where he sells weapons.

Adhering to this amtlaw [with 'PAG']

In ths video someone called Dame Ailanthus and this guy named Grix say that random guy that looks like he got pulled off the street is Polearm Guy. This editor doubts the veracity of that claim.

• • • UPDATE***

It is believed that PAG has been banned from Esam

As of April 22nd: Unfortunately not. He's back, this time unde the alias PoleArmGuy. Apparently, Randall didn't ban him, and he just created a new account.

Quotes about PAG

"Your a complete idiot. Like, its kinda amazing."--Tanath

"When you don't legitimately exist, you cannot see."--Bangor

"Bangor's official stance is that PAG does not exist, because no one could be that stupid and not have their own park beat the crap out of "genericpronoun" for sullying their image. If it weren't for the awesomeness of Grix, Bangor would have extended this policy to Wavehaven in its entirety as well, but for the time being Bangor welcomes them in open arms."--Bangor

"It was recently mentioned that a certain imaginary poster on E-Sam should be inhumed, and a payment was offered. Since that time, I have been pondering the plausibility of completing such a contract.

It can be done, but it would take the cooperation of every other member of E-Sam. Ignore said figment, completely. Do not respond to any topics started; do not reply to any posts made; do not mention; do not acknowledge the existence of aforementioned spectre. Eventually, the figment will vanish.

In short, lack of belief will lead to lack of manifestation. This could take some time, but if everyone works together, it can be done.

Please, all, for the good of humanity, barbarian-kind, and getting me three cookies, I ask that you consider this." -Itsari

yeah but that's nothing compaired to the wooden armour. Me, Jynx, Loptr, Kenshin, Aphaydrin, and the other HBS guys and gals were sitting around at HBS Central, reading esam and laughing at the idea of wooden armor. "Such comedy" thought we. Suddenly, a thick fog rolled across the tiled floor, and an ominous tone started to play that sounded a lot like psychic tv. All of a sudden, there stood pag in all his wonder, wearing his wooden armor. We quickly picked up our standard issue pain sticks and went to town, but lo and behold nothing. After blowing out every sword I had, and running out of energy, I was forced to submit to pags armor. When questioned about it he told the tale that all children should here. The story of his quest deep into the woods to obtain the material needed for the most perfect armour. After crafting it in the heart of an active volcano, and imbuing it with certain words of power, he found it to be nigh indestructable. Nothing could be done.

And that children, is how PAG took over HBS 1. -Maxam

PAG has been randomly featured in a [Comic]

Noteable accomplishments.

In Spring of 2007, inducted into the Amtgard Online Hall of Shame. He was by far the top vote getter.

Recently, insect plagues have started following everywhere he posts. Usually some kind of [Gryllidae].