Newbie Foo

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Newbie Foo is what veteren fighters usually call the way most brand new people fight, or when some chance luck shot manages to sneak in their guard. While vet fighters love newbies, and always want Amtgard to grow, succumbing to Newbie Foo can be a frustraiting experience.

Types of Newbie Foo:

The Wiggle

The Pose

"I used to fence!"

The Windmill or The Blackhawk

The Late Stab

The Bull

Killing the invisible man between us

Invishield

Fall Foo

Twin Longs

Ditch Bitch

Swing for the fences

HDDFT

Sweep under the table

Feign Death

Ninja with Mission

The Slow Blade Penetrates the Shield, aka The Broken Clock

Newbie Stab