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*Former member and founder of [[Landcrest]] [[fighting company]] | *Former member and founder of [[Landcrest]] [[fighting company]] | ||
Revision as of 02:33, 23 December 2008
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Squire Maxam
"Yar, so I noticed my cieling had a leak, and today the sheetrock fell on me as I was working in it. 'Twas a massive blow the the hull yarg, took on water all over the poop deck."
Maxam: "Hey tink, you said you wanted to practice that shot right?" Tink: "Yeah" Maxam: "Get that spatula" Tink: "But we're in the kitchen." Maxam: "So?" Tink: "I'm gonna hit ya with it" Maxam: "No you're not." Tink: "I'm so gonna friggin hit you with this" Maxam: "Okay" Tink: **Whap**
Maxam: "Oh... Maybe we should stop with the spatula"
Maxam's Heraldry
Maxam fighting Ed the Dread
Maxam at Spring War, 2008
Biography
Maxam now lives in Austin and plays at Slaughter Creek and Tori-mar and is mostly of the Stick Jock set. He was squired to Sir Luke Wyngarde at some Wetlands coronation, or midreign. Maxam is one of the key holders of the all mighty spatula.
Some Fairly Well-Known Facts
- Maxam looks like Dr. Venture when his head is shaved.
- Maxam has never been seen at the same time as Charlie.
- His favorite beer is New Castle... "give me heeps"
- Is rarely found on the ditch.
- Maxam is a awesomely horrific liar!
Affiliated Groups
- A E-Sam regular
- Former member and founder of Landcrest fighting company
- House BigSluff
- Ministers of Grace
- Chuck Wagon
- Team Haterade
Belted Family
Squired to Sir Luke Wyngarde.
Notable Accomplishments
Baron and Champion of Mushroom Shrine a few times. Some claim max to be the sole responsible party for the death of same.
Additional Images
More Information
For more information try talking to Maxam not reading his Amtwiki.
