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==Madame Bon Derriere of [[Siar Geata]], [[Westmarch]], [[Dragonspine]]==
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==Lockes Tittays Derriere of [[Siar Geata]], [[Westmarch]], [[Dragonspine]]==
AKA "Tittays!"
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AKA Madame Bon Derriere<br>
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AKA Hair, Tits, Ass
  
 
''”It was sticking out of my bra, [[Eve El Wyfe|Heather]] removed it, and then she decided to give it to [[Cadogan|Doogan]], but he didn't want it, so we gave it to [[Yugovich|Yugi]] instead." --explaining to [[Deiter|her husband]] over the phone how Yugovich ended up with her underwire that one night at Chili's after Faire<br>
 
''”It was sticking out of my bra, [[Eve El Wyfe|Heather]] removed it, and then she decided to give it to [[Cadogan|Doogan]], but he didn't want it, so we gave it to [[Yugovich|Yugi]] instead." --explaining to [[Deiter|her husband]] over the phone how Yugovich ended up with her underwire that one night at Chili's after Faire<br>
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She likes her donuts without sprinkles (best not forget it), but she ''really'' likes her donuts.
 
She likes her donuts without sprinkles (best not forget it), but she ''really'' likes her donuts.
  
Though she was once essentially a non-fighter, Jess has been making impressive progress towards becoming a regular battlefield presence. Her attendance to local fighter practices outperforms some of the land's "regulars" (particularly the flurby ones).
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Jess has been making impressive progress towards becoming a regular battlefield presence. Her attendance to local fighter practices outperforms some of the land's "regulars" (particularly the flurby ones).
  
 
===Affiliated Groups===
 
===Affiliated Groups===
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===[[Belted Family]]===
 
===[[Belted Family]]===
 
None.
 
None.
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===Notable Accomplishments===
 
===Notable Accomplishments===
 
*Was shot with an arrow to the torso by [[Lag]] while playing a hostage during [[Jack Darkstorm]]'s "Kill [[Milan]] the [[Azure Dragon]]" quest of 2008. She was then [[Summon Dead|summoned]] and [[Resurrect|Resurrected]] by [[Lucas the Lost|Lucas]], providing a very strange form of rescue.
 
*Was shot with an arrow to the torso by [[Lag]] while playing a hostage during [[Jack Darkstorm]]'s "Kill [[Milan]] the [[Azure Dragon]]" quest of 2008. She was then [[Summon Dead|summoned]] and [[Resurrect|Resurrected]] by [[Lucas the Lost|Lucas]], providing a very strange form of rescue.

Revision as of 16:08, 22 June 2009

Lockes Tittays Derriere of Siar Geata, Westmarch, Dragonspine

AKA Madame Bon Derriere
AKA Hair, Tits, Ass

”It was sticking out of my bra, Heather removed it, and then she decided to give it to Doogan, but he didn't want it, so we gave it to Yugi instead." --explaining to her husband over the phone how Yugovich ended up with her underwire that one night at Chili's after Faire

"Your shield is no match for my turbo-ass!"--to Izzy after a random bit of playful shield-checking
jess.jpg

Biography

MBD, known to some as "Bon Bon" and to others as "Jess," is the real-life wife of Dieter Bron. She can often be seen getting around in "Bessie," her XTerra (complete with heater block warmer plug dangling from the front grill--perhaps its most commented-upon feature). Despite her virginal and perhaps even somewhat angelic appearance, MBD definitely has a bit of an evil streak that seems to be brought out most strongly by Eve El'Wyfe. Coincidence? We think not.

MBD shows no small talent with the violin, and performed one of Bach's partitas for Siar Geata's Archery Tournament of 2008, much to the delight of the populace.

She likes her donuts without sprinkles (best not forget it), but she really likes her donuts.

Jess has been making impressive progress towards becoming a regular battlefield presence. Her attendance to local fighter practices outperforms some of the land's "regulars" (particularly the flurby ones).

Affiliated Groups

Belted Family

None.

Notable Accomplishments

Additional Images

More Information

  • Personal Website
  • Company Website