Irish Legitimate Business Front
"Don't ask questions."
We are not the Irish Mafia. Never heard of 'em, in fact. The last bloke who came around talking like that, well, we ain't heard from him since.
We're not exclusionary. You don't have to be purebred Irish to join. If you don't have any Irish in you, we can most likely arrange to have some inserted.
History
Conceptualized by Itsari, who told Abi Cross about the idea. She said "Let's do it." Founded in Itsari's living room, under the premise that "things need doing, and people to do them."
Members
Itsari -Don
Abiliegh Cross -Trophy wife
Clover -Whore daughter
Doom Shadizzle Jewlips III -Lieutenant & Prizefighter
Mokushi -Don's personal assistant
Clio Ninetails -Lieutenant
Thorvald -Guard of the Body #1
Jack Cross -Guard of the Body #2
Serena S'Rendi -Guard of the Body #3
Delespheron -Henchman No. B
Luna Starbright -Henchman No. 13
Mezcantito -Henchman No. 14.5
Kentigern S'Rendi -Henchman No. 23
Linden -Henchman No. 42
Nightmare -Henchman No. 96
Titsorry Imatard -Henchmonkey
Saru -Henchmonkey #2 (whether she likes it or not)
Tink -Piñata
