Difference between revisions of "Bolt!"
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Help! You know I need someone. Help!<br> | Help! You know I need someone. Help!<br> | ||
| − | When I was younger, just a newbie in this Game<br> | + | When I was younger, just a [[newbie]] in this Game<br> |
I never needed anybody's help in any way<br> | I never needed anybody's help in any way<br> | ||
But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured<br> | But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured<br> | ||
There's this guy who kicks my ass when I fight sword & board<br> | There's this guy who kicks my ass when I fight sword & board<br> | ||
| − | Help me if you can to kill Sir Bolt<br> | + | Help me if you can to kill [[Sir]] [[Bolt]]<br> |
I am sick of being speared upon his pole<br> | I am sick of being speared upon his pole<br> | ||
Help me give my self-esteem a jolt<br> | Help me give my self-esteem a jolt<br> | ||
Latest revision as of 14:49, 22 September 2008
A Gentle Stab at a Prominent Member of the Claw Legion (To the tune of "Help!" by the Beatles) By Sir Topknot
Help! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! You know I need someone. Help!
When I was younger, just a newbie in this Game
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
There's this guy who kicks my ass when I fight sword & board
Help me if you can to kill Sir Bolt
I am sick of being speared upon his pole
Help me give my self-esteem a jolt
Won't you please, please help me
And now this Game has changed in oh so many ways
My chance of beating him has vanished in the haze
So I got back at him, did what I had to do
And so I slipped some Nair into his bottle of shampoo
Help me if you can to kill Sir Bolt
I am sick of being speared upon his pole
Help me give my self-esteem a jolt
Won't you please, please help me
When I was younger, just a newbie in this Game
I never needed anybody's help in any way
Bu now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
There's this guy who kicks my ass when I fight sword & board
Help me if you can to kill Sir Bolt
I am sick of being speared upon his pole
Help me give my self-esteem a jolt
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me.... ohhhhhh
February 6, 1998, By Sir Topknot Grimwulff
