Bitchin King

"Bitchin' King"

(A Tribute to King Sable Cacophony) (To the tune of "Dancing Queen" by Abba) By Sir Topknot

You can ditch, you can fight, having the time of your life See that guy, watch that scene, he is a bitchin' King...

Friday night and the town is slow Looking out for a place to go Where they party all night, getting in the swing You come in to meet the King Anybody could like that guy His butt is cute and his smile is bright With a bottle of cider, everything is fine He's in the mood to ditch And when you get the chance...

Chorus Check out that bitchin' King, young and cute, only twenty-two Bitchin' King, everyone wants to meet him, too You can ditch, you can fight, having the time of your life See that guy, what's his name? Sable Cacophony... He's the Sweetie of the Smiley Face Leaves them laughing and then he's off Looking for someone to spar with, anyone will do He's in the mood to ditch And when you get the chance... Chorus Check out that bitchin' King, young and cute, only twenty-two Bitchin' King, everyone wants to meet him, too You can ditch, you can fight, having the time of your life See that guy, what's his name? Sable Cacophony... He is a bitchin' King.... January 20, 1998, By Sir Topknot Grimwulff