He Sluffed Me
Written by Hannoske
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It's a start... still working a little.
To the tune of "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd:
"He Sluffed Me"
Met a guy, thought he was grand
swung my sword, found out first hand
went well for a shot or two
then it all came unglued
in a ditch rhino skin is tough
never thought I'd be the one he'd sluff
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
He fucking sluffed me
sluff
he fucking sluffed me
H B S love
I tried too hard
and he shrugged my dickstab like he had none
and walked right on by
He was king till he made the sound
after that, hit the ground
I hit him with all I had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no
in a ditch rhino skin is tough
never thought I'd be the one he'd sluff
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
~Chorus
that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did he
now it's over and I'm glad
'cause I'm a fool for all I've said
~Chorus
la la la la la H B S love
Sluff
la la la la la H B S love
Sluff
and he sluffed my dickstab like he had none
he fucking sluffed me
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