Wargauth Bluetarp
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Lord Wargauth Bluetarp, Seeker of the True Spyre, Coach-Admiral of Granite Spyre, Kingdom of the Wetlands
”Let all sit and hydrate in celebration!”
"Excellent Hustle Everyone!"
Biography
"They call him Bluetarp, on account of he's so roofless."
Wargauth Bluetarp was born to a people known as the Tarpolin in a place called the Azure Glacier. Heir to the will of his grandmother, who was a witch of some repute (the nature of this reputaion seems to vary with each anecdote that Bluetarp relates.).
He is currently learning the higher levels of spellcraft from Blutavius von Brineblower, a sperm whale who hails from the waters near his homeland.
Bluetarp does not identify as a wizard, he always signs in as RAGE MAGE.
Someone once caught Bluetarp during a particularly lucid moment and asked him about the nature of his powers:
"Mastery of my connection to the Warren of Rage is the normal source of my power. I channel it in various ways, such as lensing it into a particular aspect or manipulating the passions of others. I am also learning the ways of the spirits.
I spent years denying my potential, walking the path of the Barbarian. Now, I can hear the cackling of the village witches even from here..."
Motto
"Cursus, Irrigatus, Dormitus, Instauratus"
Translation: Hustle, Hydrate, Rest, Repeat
Offices
Baron of Granite Spyre (Fall 2015)
Guildmaster of Wizards (Winter 2015 - Spring 2016)
Affiliated Groups
Granite Spyre University Athletics Department
Granite Spire Navy, Office of the Admiral, Office of Naval Inquiry
GSU Expeditionary Field Trip - Green Team
Wizard's Guild of the Wetlands
Belted Family
Prefers suspenders.
Notable Accomplishments
Spellballs from dodgeballs.
Winner of the 2015 Soggy for Most Improved Newb
Photograph
Pictured here, Bluetarp on the day of the invasion of Granite Spyre by Duke Berics' army of monsters, bearing the Staff of Nuntius on loan to him from Harold Thundervoice.
More Information
Unaligned lvl.6 Wizard
Hustle: Tap to refresh one other unit.
