M.E.G.A.
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Mordengaard's Elite Guild of Attack (M.E.G.A.)
"By clicking on this link, you have already LOST!"
Biography
M.E.G.A. is the paramilitary arm of S.H.E.N.A.N.I.G.A.N.S. (Superior Horde of Evil and Nefarious Amtgardians Nurturing Intricate Games Against the Non-Superior). The absolute ferocity of M.E.G.A. began to ROCK your WORLD on November 23, 2007 by issuing an INSURMOUNTABLE CHALLENGE to the Wetlands email list. Within minutes of the challenge, many would-be challengers instantly LOST.
The Agony of DEFEAT!
Margul: "Aw man, I already put in for vacation on that Thursday, Sly..."
M.E.G.A. RESPONSE: "M.E.G.A. has used your schedule as a WEAPON. YOU have been DEFEATED! M.E.G.A. has already WON!"
Feral: "Why should I have to travel to you? At $2.95 a gallon, I don't like you enough to spend gas money on you."
M.E.G.A. RESPONSE: "FERAL will not pay 2.95 a gallon for an ATTEMPT at GLORY. His price for GLORY is DIRECTLY related to his MPG! M.E.G.A. has defeated Feral!"
Nomad: "YOU INBRED JUGHUMPERS FALL BEFORE MY UNHOLY FLOCK!I WILL ALSO BRING OUT OF CIRCA BEENIE BABIES TO EASE YOUR PAINS."
M.E.G.A. RESPONSE: "You collect Beanie Babies? If so, then M.E.G.A. has already won! Go now, and COWER in your musty fortress of SOFA CUSHIONS!"
