Hamish McTamish
Hamish McTamish, the Fiercest and Bravest, the Tiny Archmagus, the King of Atlantis, the Master Romantic, the Gallant and Frightening, the Fierce and Courageous, the Mighty, the Ageless, Triumphant and Learned, Weaponmaster of all of the Lands that do Burn, the Voice of the Senates, the Zealous and Reckless, the Hammer of God (no relation), the Polaris Menace, the Flurb of the Year, the Bestest in Show, and the Hero of Spring War Ten Times in a Row
”But you can just call me the Gnome!”
Biography
Hamish McTamish is a fictional Amtgarder whose many exploits have earned him every title that can be imagined and will ever be given out. He is the subject of a bard song written by Zannah, where he details some of his exploits to a fast-paced silly song with an ever-increasing chorus.
But You Can Just Call Me The Gnome
Greetings friends and thank you all for listening my song
I'm here to tell you all my deeds
It won't take very long
Now I have done so many things
That have made my name well known
My name is Hamish McTamish
But you can just call me The Gnome!
When I was but a young gnome in my garden I would play
A Dragon came to bother me and I frightened it away
Now who could do such brave things
I shall make my name well known
My name is Hamish McTamish
the Fiercest and Bravest
But you can just call me The Gnome!
After that I took a journey in the forest dark
I met a wizard and he taught me many magic arts
Now who could do such clever things
I shall make my name well known
My name is Hamish McTamish
the Fiercest and Bravest
The Tiny Archmagus
But you can just call me The Gnome!
With my magic I found a ship and took it out to sea
I found a kingdom underwater and they coronated me
Now who could do such royal things
I shall make my name well known
My name is Hamish McTamish
the Fiercest and Bravest
The Tiny Archmagus
The King of Atlantis
But you can just call me The Gnome!
I could go on all day, my friends, but soon I'll have to go
I've got so many stories that I'm sure you'd love to know
Now who could do such awesome things
I shall make my name well known
My name is Hamish McTamish
the Fiercest and Bravest
The Tiny Archmagus
The King of Atlantis
The Master Romantic
The Gallant and Frightening
The Fierce and Courageous
The Mighty, the Ageless, Triumphant and Learned
Weaponmaster of all of the Lands that do Burn
The Voice of the Senates
The Zealous and Reckless
The Hammer of God (no relation)
The Polaris Menace
The Flurb of the Year, the Bestest in Show
And the Hero of Spring War ten times in a row
But you can just call me The Gnome!
Notable Accomplishments
- All of them, actually!
- Is not a real person!
