Squinty
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Squinty Footlong of Radiant Valley, Winter's Edge, Neverwinter
”Squishy? Sticky? Squinty!”
Squinty looking for someone to stab in the gut.
Biography
Squinty first became a player soon after the creation of the Shire of Radiant Valley. He took a few years off after the park's numbers dwindled to almost nothing. After the rebuilding of the park by Bunch the Drunk, he came back and has been a loyal member ever since.
Affiliated Groups
Lantern of the Green Lantern Corp.
Member of the Right Hand of Winter's Edge
Vice President of Footlong Sandwich Measurement Experts LLC.
Belted Line
Formerly Paged to Count Subway. Belt was respectfully dropped, but Squinty intends to keep the Footlong family name.
Notable Accomplishments
Prime Minister of the Principality of Winter's Edge, Summer 2010 - Summer 2011
Guildmaster of Reeves of the Principality of Winter's Edge, Spring 2010 - Summer 2010
Held the positions of Sheriff and Chancellor of Radiant Valley
Additional Images
More Information
Few can claim the honor of having seen Squinty without a hat or bandanna on his head.
Squinty hates the sun. The aperture of his eyes has nothing to do with vision clarity.
