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* Successfully tricked a large amount of [[Rising Winds|Rising Winders]] into believing the [[Kingdom]] was becoming a [[Static Crown]], all for an April Fools Hoax. | * Successfully tricked a large amount of [[Rising Winds|Rising Winders]] into believing the [[Kingdom]] was becoming a [[Static Crown]], all for an April Fools Hoax. | ||
*Ran for Regent of the Emerald hills even though he was not a member of that Kingdom. [http://www.amtgard-eh.com/gallery/Archives/CelestialKingdom/CK-Misc/OutWoodwork1-2004.pdf newletter] | *Ran for Regent of the Emerald hills even though he was not a member of that Kingdom. [http://www.amtgard-eh.com/gallery/Archives/CelestialKingdom/CK-Misc/OutWoodwork1-2004.pdf newletter] | ||
| + | * Molested a 14 year old girl in 2001 in a hotel room and created the "Bambi Killer" story to suggest it was a harmless joke | ||
====Additional Images==== | ====Additional Images==== | ||
Revision as of 03:35, 5 April 2009
Contents
Baron Sir Brock Argenta, of Gryphon's Perch, Rising Winds.
"Its a good name. Half Swedish, Half German, Half Winnebago."-Garlon
Seen with Sir Lief at Banner Wars 2003.
Biography
2nd and 3rd Baron of the Rising Winds before it gained kingdom status.
The Brock-O-Matic 5000 Translator employs only the finest Russian Mail Order Brides and AT&T help desk rejects to process translations of this nature. It is a proven scientific fact that Russian Mail Order Brides have a far superior grasp of the English language, grammar, sentence structure and spelling than 90% of Amtgarders.
Disclaimer: All the AT&T help desk rejects were hurt, maimed, and/or killed in the making of this translation. It was a public service to humanity since most were headed to be phone tech support for Microsoft.
Affiliated Groups
Belted Family
Brock's Squire is Ursa. Brock has now had three Squires graduate into the peerage Kaesha Nikovana, Rigel Orionis, & Grumish.
Notable Accomplishments
- Knight of the Flame - Knighted in June 2000 at Clan 18 by King Everlast Buttercup of The Emerald Hills.
- Successfully tricked a large amount of Rising Winders into believing the Kingdom was becoming a Static Crown, all for an April Fools Hoax.
- Ran for Regent of the Emerald hills even though he was not a member of that Kingdom. newletter
- Molested a 14 year old girl in 2001 in a hotel room and created the "Bambi Killer" story to suggest it was a harmless joke
Additional Images
- Link to image 2
More Information
- Story by Brock
- Company Website
