Glorious's Mom

Dont tell brennon i wrote this...i dont like death...

To the tune of "Stacies Mom" by Fountains of Wayne

Brennon, Can i come hang out after court?
I need to work on my skills...sword and board.
Is your mom hanging in out in Corsairs camp?
No way man, im not trying to get in her pants....

You know i'm not as flurby as i used to be
I've got myself some stick now, baby cant you see?

Brennons mom has got it going on
shes all i want and i've waited for so long
Brennon cant you see your belt dont mater to me
I know it might be wrong
but im in love with Brennons mom

Brennon, you remember that one time at Clan
When mouse was givin' out BJ's for beer in a can?
I could tell your mom liked me by the way that she winked
and when she asked me "Can i have some of your drink?"

I know this game is fantasy
But if shes on the market, your mom can drink with me

Brennons mom has got it going on
Shes all i want and i've waited for so long
Brennon cant you see you dont have enough stick for me
i know it might be wrong
but im in love with Brennons mom

yep...just dont tell brennon...

-Pole Arm Guy

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