Hamish McTamish

Hamish McTamish, the Fiercest and Bravest, the Tiny Archmagus, the King of Atlantis, the Master Romantic, the Gallant and Frightening, the Fierce and Courageous, the Mighty, the Ageless, Triumphant and Learned, Weaponmaster of all of the Lands that do Burn, the Voice of the Senates, the Zealous and Reckless, the Hammer of God (no relation), the Polaris Menace, the Flurb of the Year, the Bestest in Show, and the Hero of Spring War Ten Times in a Row

”But you can just call me the Gnome!”

Biography

Hamish McTamish is a fictional Amtgarder whose many exploits have earned him every title that can be imagined and will ever be given out. He is the subject of a bard song written by Zannah, where he details some of his exploits to a fast-paced silly song with an ever-increasing chorus.

But You Can Just Call Me The Gnome

Greetings friends and thank you all for listening my song

I'm here to tell you all my deeds

It won't take very long

Now I have done so many things

That have made my name well known

My name is Hamish McTamish

But you can just call me The Gnome!

When I was but a young gnome in my garden I would play

A Dragon came to bother me and I frightened it away

Now who could do such brave things

I shall make my name well known

My name is Hamish McTamish

the Fiercest and Bravest

But you can just call me The Gnome!

After that I took a journey in the forest dark

I met a wizard and he taught me many magic arts

Now who could do such clever things

I shall make my name well known

My name is Hamish McTamish

the Fiercest and Bravest

The Tiny Archmagus

But you can just call me The Gnome!

With my magic I found a ship and took it out to sea

I found a kingdom underwater and they coronated me

Now who could do such royal things

I shall make my name well known

My name is Hamish McTamish

the Fiercest and Bravest

The Tiny Archmagus

The King of Atlantis

But you can just call me The Gnome!

I could go on all day, my friends, but soon I'll have to go

I've got so many stories that I'm sure you'd love to know

Now who could do such awesome things

I shall make my name well known

My name is Hamish McTamish

the Fiercest and Bravest

The Tiny Archmagus

The King of Atlantis

The Master Romantic

The Gallant and Frightening

The Fierce and Courageous

The Mighty, the Ageless, Triumphant and Learned

Weaponmaster of all of the Lands that do Burn

The Voice of the Senates

The Zealous and Reckless

The Hammer of God (no relation)

The Polaris Menace

The Flurb of the Year, the Bestest in Show

And the Hero of Spring War ten times in a row

But you can just call me The Gnome!

Notable Accomplishments

• All of them, actually!
• Is not a real person!