Locks

Locks Tittays Derriere of Cali Kid,South Gate

AKA Madame Bon Derriere
AKA Hair, Tits, Ass

”It was sticking out of my bra, Heather removed it, and then she decided to give it to Doogan, but he didn't want it, so we gave it to Yugi instead." --explaining to her husband over the phone how Yugovich ended up with her underwire that one night at Chili's after Faire

"Your shield is no match for my turbo-ass!"--to Izzy after a random bit of playful shield-checking

Biography

MBD, known to some as "Bon Bon" and to others as "Jess," is the real-life wife of Dieter Bron. She can often be seen getting around in "Bessie," her XTerra (complete with heater block warmer plug dangling from the front grill--perhaps its most commented-upon feature). Despite her virginal and perhaps even somewhat angelic appearance, MBD definitely has a bit of an evil streak that seems to be brought out most strongly by Eve El'Wyfe. Coincidence? We think not.

MBD shows no small talent with the violin, and performed one of Bach's partitas for Siar Geata's Archery Tournament of 2008, much to the delight of the populace.

She likes her donuts without sprinkles (best not forget it), but she really likes her donuts.

Jess has been making impressive progress towards becoming a regular battlefield presence. Her attendance to local fighter practices outperforms some of the land's "regulars" (particularly the flurby ones).

Affiliated Groups

• Innocent of WWAD
• House Spork and Cleaver

Belted Family

None.

Notable Accomplishments

• Was shot with an arrow to the torso by Lag while playing a hostage during Jack Darkstorm's "Kill Milan the Azure Dragon" quest of 2008. She was then summoned and Resurrected by Lucas, providing a very strange form of rescue.
• BOD pro-tem Alternate for SG BOD, April 2009 - December 2009.

More Information

• Personal Website
• Company Website

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