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Madame Bon Derriere of Siar Geata, Westmarch, Dragonspine

”It was sticking out of my bra, Heather removed it, and then she decided to give it to Doogan, but he didn't want it, so we gave it to Yugi instead." --clarifying to her husband how Yugovich ended up with her underwire that one night at Chili's after Faire

Picture courtesy of Pandara. I love a good motorboat, but I'll settle for a spin cycle.

Biography

MBD, known to some as "Bon Bon" and to others as "Jess," is the real-life wife of Dieter Bron and, like him, an import to Siar Geata from Astral Winds. She can often be seen getting around in "Bessie," her XTerra (complete with heater block warmer plug dangling from the front grill--perhaps its most commented-upon feature). Despite her virginal and perhaps even somewhat angelic appearance, MBD definitely has a bit of an evil streak that seems to be brought out most strongly by Eve El'Wyfe. Coincidence? We think not.

MBD shows no small talent with the violin, and performed one of Bach's partitas for Siar Geata's Archery Tournament of 2008, much to the delight of the populace.

She likes her donuts without sprinkles, but she really likes her donuts.

She's been making tentative forays onto the battlefield of late.

Belted Family

None.

Notable Accomplishments

Was shot with an arrow to the torso by Lag while playing a hostage during Jack Darkstorm's "Kill Milan the Azure Dragon" quest of 2008. She was then summoned and Resurrected by Lucas, providing a very strange form of rescue.

Additional Images

• MBD displaying her "assets"
• Link to image 2

More Information

• Personal Website
• Company Website

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