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Revision as of 12:31, 21 May 2008
Contents
Baron Sir Brock Argenta, of Gryphon's Perch, Rising Winds.
"Its a good name. Half Swedish, Half German, Half Winnebago."-Garlon
Seen with Sir Lief at Banner Wars 2003.
Biography
2nd and 3rd Baron of the Rising Winds before it gained kingdom status.
The Brock-O-Matic 5000 Translator employs only the finest Russian Mail Order Brides and AT&T help desk rejects to process translations of this nature. It is a proven scientific fact that Russian Mail Order Brides have a far superior grasp of the English language, grammer, sentence structure and spelling than 90% of Amtgarders.
Disclaimer: All the AT&T help desk rejects were hurt, maimed, and/or killed in the making of this translation. It was a public service to humanity since most were headed to be phone tech support for Microsoft.
Affiliated Groups
Belted Family
Brock's Squires include; Griever Tarrant, Grumish and Lorax. Brock has already had two Squires graduate into the peerage Kaesha Nikovana and Rigel Orionis.
Notable Accomplishments
- Knight of the Flame - Knighted in June 2000 at Clan 18 by King Everlast Buttercup of The Emerald Hills.
- Successfully tricked a large amount of Rising Winders into believing the Kingdom was becoming a Static Crown, all for an April Fools Hoax.
- Ran for Regent of the Emerald hills even though he was not a member of that Kingdom. newletter
Additional Images
- Link to image 2
More Information
- Story by Brock
- Company Website
