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While the followers of the Church of Steeeeeve are firm in their belief, the Church's Dogma is...vague as best. [[Steeeeeve]] is currently working on the first holy text, which is rumored to be a coloring book with vague quotes written on a few of the pages. What is for certain, that upon joining the religion anyone above 6' in height must renounce their height in order to be accepted. | While the followers of the Church of Steeeeeve are firm in their belief, the Church's Dogma is...vague as best. [[Steeeeeve]] is currently working on the first holy text, which is rumored to be a coloring book with vague quotes written on a few of the pages. What is for certain, that upon joining the religion anyone above 6' in height must renounce their height in order to be accepted. | ||
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===Notable Members=== | ===Notable Members=== | ||
Revision as of 20:10, 8 August 2017
"Dammit Tom, I left you alone for 5 minutes and you went and started a Cult” - Pocket Elf
"Please Sweetie, its more of an enthusiastic following” - Steeeeeve
"So sayeth Steeeeeve,Aah f**k”
History
Founded mostly by accident at Keep on the Borderlands 2016, The Church of Steeeeeve is a "Enthusiastic Following" of Steeeeeve, the following's chief Deity.
Beliefs
While the followers of the Church of Steeeeeve are firm in their belief, the Church's Dogma is...vague as best. Steeeeeve is currently working on the first holy text, which is rumored to be a coloring book with vague quotes written on a few of the pages. What is for certain, that upon joining the religion anyone above 6' in height must renounce their height in order to be accepted.
"We are the Church of Steeeeeve. We identify as Minndor-kin, and we have accepted him into our hearts. Our benevolent leader shan't heal thy wounds, or bring thee back to life, but he shall murder thine enemies and smite them to the ground."
Notable Members
- Steeeeeve - Chief Deity
- Pocket Elf - Goddess
- Minndor - The "D" and Messiah
- Shale NFTY - High Priest
- Cena - Keeper of the Top Shelf
