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Totally valid information about Ninjas
'Facts:'
- 1. Ninjas are mammals.
- 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
- 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
They are the eternal enemy of all Pirates. In Amtgard, ninjas are a hunted species. It is considered great sport to have one's picture taken with a captured ninja. Most such ninja are later released into the wild, humiliated but unharmed. See Ninja Capture for further information
'Quote from Ninja Adherant;' "Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."
See also Chuck Norris
Ninja Capture
Ninja capture is a tradition practiced in certain parts of amtgard, especially in the Iron Mountains and Texas. It involves a number of people suddenly jumping an unsuspecting ninja while a photographer quickly snaps a picture of the Ninja, with everyone posing with him.
