These Here CK Guys

To the tune of American Pie; written about the Magical Mystery War by Lodan.

A long, long time ago
In a kingdom far away
Burninglands was under an attack
And I thought me and Kallador
Could talk CK into
Maybe cutting us a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They stacked stone skin and then they killed us
We got run over, knocked on our ass
And we met in nirvana as they passed

Looked on at the scene
And something snapped inside us it would seem
We all decided to take a vow
We would stop them, we didn't care how
And we were singin

Oh my my these here CK guys
May be stick jocks someday later - now they're just all noobs
And they attacked our home and can kiss their asses goodbye
This is where we hold the line
They're coming this is where we hold the line

Did you know this future Lord
Wasn't even old enough to buy a Ford
And you should follow his orders, they say
Ahh, did they see those shadows move
No they didn't, I grinned as I approved
Yah, those three will masters someday

Well, I knew they could make a shield wall
All three, three hundred pounds and six feet tall
And our enemies paused, its true
So we did a taunt or two

He was a teenage throwing ace
And spell balls flung at fast pace
Well, I knew we would hold this place
Oh yes, we held our line

We started singin ...
Oh my my these here CK guys
May be stick jocks someday later - now they're just all noobs
And they attacked our home and can kiss their asses goodbye
We were sayin this is where we held the line
They're coming this is where we hold the line

Now they finally got to the hill
They hesitated, didn't come in for the kill
Cause they felt how good we could be
So we went forward and we took them on
We split their group and pressed on
And they fell back to their main force
Oh, the monarchy was impressed, of course
Could they be the future of this game?

Defeated they looked up at the hill
Oh, we pointed and called them names
Because I sensed in them much fear
And I said now listen here
Just stick it in your smelly rear
We will hold this line.

We were singin ...
Oh bye bye you CK guys
May be stick jocks someday later - now you're just all noobs
And now go home and can our asses, goodbye
Come back here and this is where you die...
This is where you die

They caught a ride back to CK
cause their king wanted to
I frankly would've liked them to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And made friends we didn't have before
We were proud, we saved the day

And in the end some people died
Some fireballs blew up and people got fried
A lot of folks were croakin
Weapons and gear were broken
And the man I remember the most
Met up with an arrow and his balls were toast
Well, its a day I'll remember, a big day of mine
The day we won that war.

We were singin ...
Oh bye bye you CK guys
May be stick jocks someday later - now you're just all noobs
And now go home and can our asses, goodbye
Come back here and this is where you die...
This is where you die

We were singin ...
Oh bye bye you CK guys
May be stick jocks someday later - now you're just all noobs
And now go home and can our asses, goodbye
Come back here and this is where you die...
This is where you die