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By [[Tank Girl]]. Refers to [[Aramithris]] and his love of the boxed [[Franzia]] wine. | By [[Tank Girl]]. Refers to [[Aramithris]] and his love of the boxed [[Franzia]] wine. | ||
| − | http:// | + | (to the tune of "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Gonna_Be_%28500_Miles%29 I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)]" by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Proclaimers Proclaimers]) |
| − | + | When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be,<br> | |
| + | I'm gonna be the man with [[Rift|Dirsa]]'s rubber doll.<br> | ||
| + | And when I go out yes I know I'm gonna be<br> | ||
| + | I'm gonna be the man whose stumbling half the way.<br> | ||
| + | When I get drunk yes I know it's gonna be on the<br> | ||
| + | cheapest box of wine that I can find.<br> | ||
| + | And if I throw up well I know I'm gonna be<br> | ||
| + | I'm gonna be the man whose puking next to you.<br> | ||
| − | + | ||
| − | + | And I will drink 500 boxes<br> | |
| − | + | And I will drink 500 more<br> | |
| − | + | Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes<br> | |
| − | + | And fell down on the floor<br> | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be<br> | |
| − | + | I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees<br> | |
| − | + | And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say<br> | |
| − | And I will drink 500 boxes | + | I'm gonna say "Oh [[Xandar]], goddam you, [[You are wrong]].<br> |
| − | And I will drink 500 more | + | And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see<br> |
| − | Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes | + | I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats<br> |
| − | And fell down on the floor | + | And if I go (oh).. well I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | + | I'm gonna be the man who's going over you<br> | |
| − | When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be | + | |
| − | I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees | + | Chorus |
| − | And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say | + | |
| − | I'm gonna say "Oh [[Xandar]], goddam you, [[You are wrong]]. | + | [[God damn you]] (God damn you)<br> |
| − | And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see | + | God damn you (God damn you)<br> |
| − | I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats | + | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah BlahBlah |
| − | And if I go well I know I'm gonna be | + | |
| − | I'm gonna be the man who's going over you | + | (repeat) |
| − | + | ||
| − | Chorus | + | When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | + | I'm gonna be the man whose got [[Bolt]] from behind<br> | |
| − | [[God damn you]] (God damn you) | + | And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance<br> |
| − | God damn you (God damn you) | + | I'm gonna dirty dance with [[Ivar]]'s baseball cap<br> |
| − | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah | + | When I go out well I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | + | I'm gonna be the man to get more [[Franzia]]<br> | |
| − | (repeat) | + | And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | + | I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you<br> | |
| − | When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be | + | |
| − | I'm gonna be the man whose got [[Bolt]] from behind | + | Chorus |
| − | And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance | + | |
| − | I'm gonna dirty dance with Ivar's baseball cap | + | God damn you (God damn you)<br> |
| − | When I go out well I know I'm gonna be | + | God damn you (God damn you<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man to get more Franzia | + | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah<br> |
| − | And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be | + | Blah<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you | + | (repeat)<br> |
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| − | Chorus | ||
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| − | God damn you (God damn you) | ||
| − | God damn you (God damn you | ||
| − | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah | ||
| − | Blah | ||
| − | (repeat) | ||
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Latest revision as of 05:17, 28 September 2019
By Tank Girl. Refers to Aramithris and his love of the boxed Franzia wine.
(to the tune of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)
When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man with Dirsa's rubber doll.
And when I go out yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose stumbling half the way.
When I get drunk yes I know it's gonna be on the
cheapest box of wine that I can find.
And if I throw up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose puking next to you.
And I will drink 500 boxes
And I will drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes
And fell down on the floor
When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees
And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say "Oh Xandar, goddam you, You are wrong.
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats
And if I go (oh).. well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's going over you
Chorus
God damn you (God damn you)
God damn you (God damn you)
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah BlahBlah
(repeat)
When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose got Bolt from behind
And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance
I'm gonna dirty dance with Ivar's baseball cap
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to get more Franzia
And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you
Chorus
God damn you (God damn you)
God damn you (God damn you
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah
(repeat)
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