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| − | No living soul knows the exact beginnings of the Poobah. The earliest tales tell the tale of Poobah one claiming to be so hungry he would eat the ass out of a | + | No living soul knows the exact beginnings of the Poobah. The earliest tales tell the tale of Poobah one claiming to be so hungry he would eat the ass out of a WereRat. The tale also mentions he was later seen bursting from the chest of a Crimson Dragon, burping loudly and proclaiming that it had just the right about of kick in the sauce. Poobah then went on to spread terror that few can witness without fleeing, or peeing from laughter. He has crossed the lands of Amtgard, Despoiling feasts, devouring virgins, and romancing foes. The despicable, devilish, demented, deranged, deflowering Master Druid's tales were told so far and wide he has now found himself belted to Master Anti-Paladin [[Sir]] [[Wisp]] Nemoralis. When asked his greatest accomplishment in life, he simply stated "Making a brownie eat it's way out of a dead elf." |
Revision as of 03:43, 26 March 2013
Biography
No living soul knows the exact beginnings of the Poobah. The earliest tales tell the tale of Poobah one claiming to be so hungry he would eat the ass out of a WereRat. The tale also mentions he was later seen bursting from the chest of a Crimson Dragon, burping loudly and proclaiming that it had just the right about of kick in the sauce. Poobah then went on to spread terror that few can witness without fleeing, or peeing from laughter. He has crossed the lands of Amtgard, Despoiling feasts, devouring virgins, and romancing foes. The despicable, devilish, demented, deranged, deflowering Master Druid's tales were told so far and wide he has now found himself belted to Master Anti-Paladin Sir Wisp Nemoralis. When asked his greatest accomplishment in life, he simply stated "Making a brownie eat it's way out of a dead elf."
