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Swordy Boys are a group of stick jock mercenaries. They bring death. If you are looking to be in the business of death please contact one of the Swordy Boys and they will, ... well they'll stab you, unless you can pay but be warned... the pay is unbelievable. | Swordy Boys are a group of stick jock mercenaries. They bring death. If you are looking to be in the business of death please contact one of the Swordy Boys and they will, ... well they'll stab you, unless you can pay but be warned... the pay is unbelievable. | ||
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| − | + | ===Origin=== | |
| − | + | Late one cold canadian evening in the land of [[Caradoc Hold]], the [[flurbs]] had yet again killed the ditch with the cry of "quest". Once more would deities visit the artic land, as this was clearly Heaven & Hell's Grand Central Station. With no place left to fight, and no one left to fight with, the three stick jocks Jimmy, Krix, and Prince formed what would be the truly LEGEN-DARY Swordy Boys whose sole purpose was to end the quest as fast as they possibly could. Their battlecry "Put a bangin donk on it" would resonate in the poor flurbs ears for days to come. | |
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| + | First the Swordy Boys attempted to gain the objective through the foreign concept of "roleplay." Leaving Krix to represent them, he attempted to fast talk the NPC's into spilling vital information. Met with limited success, the Swordy Boys then turned to the classic "stroke em" tactic of elimination. Thus began the carnage... | ||
===Members List=== | ===Members List=== | ||
| − | *[[Man at Arms]] [[Sky Earalon]] <br> | + | *[[Man at Arms]] [[Sky Earalon]] - The Sword Smith <br> |
| − | *[[Man at Arms]] [[Joxar]] - "Black guy" <br> | + | *[[Man at Arms]] [[Joxar]] - "Token Black guy" <br> |
| − | *[[Squire]] [[Elghinn Mirshann|Elghinn]] <br> | + | *[[Squire]] [[Elghinn Mirshann|Elghinn]] - "Token Black Guy's Token Rican Friend" <br> |
| − | *[[Squire]] [[Kricket]] <br> | + | *[[Squire]] [[Kricket]] - Public Relations<br> |
*[[Balbanes]] <br> | *[[Balbanes]] <br> | ||
*[[Aust IV]] - "Donk"<br> | *[[Aust IV]] - "Donk"<br> | ||
Revision as of 14:00, 11 February 2011
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Description
Swordy Boys are a group of stick jock mercenaries. They bring death. If you are looking to be in the business of death please contact one of the Swordy Boys and they will, ... well they'll stab you, unless you can pay but be warned... the pay is unbelievable.
Origin
Late one cold canadian evening in the land of Caradoc Hold, the flurbs had yet again killed the ditch with the cry of "quest". Once more would deities visit the artic land, as this was clearly Heaven & Hell's Grand Central Station. With no place left to fight, and no one left to fight with, the three stick jocks Jimmy, Krix, and Prince formed what would be the truly LEGEN-DARY Swordy Boys whose sole purpose was to end the quest as fast as they possibly could. Their battlecry "Put a bangin donk on it" would resonate in the poor flurbs ears for days to come.
First the Swordy Boys attempted to gain the objective through the foreign concept of "roleplay." Leaving Krix to represent them, he attempted to fast talk the NPC's into spilling vital information. Met with limited success, the Swordy Boys then turned to the classic "stroke em" tactic of elimination. Thus began the carnage...
Members List
- Man at Arms Sky Earalon - The Sword Smith
- Man at Arms Joxar - "Token Black guy"
- Squire Elghinn - "Token Black Guy's Token Rican Friend"
- Squire Kricket - Public Relations
- Balbanes
- Aust IV - "Donk"
History
The Swordy Boys were founded mid April of 2010.
Their first major accomplishment was slaying a Great Dragon. Their rewards included: Fried Chicken, Watermelon, B*tches & Booze, EPIC music, and an epic tale written of their adventures.
They have since helped slay many dragons earning most of them the non-noble titles of "Dragonslayer".
