Weird and Flurby
To the tune of Ridin or White and Nerdy, about being a Flurb in CG
They see me throwin' my spell balls
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Can't you see I'm weird and flurby
Look at me I'm weird and flurby
I wanna roll with the stick jocks
But so far they all think I'm too
weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
I'm just too weird and flurby
Really, really weird and flurby
Master of my class here at CG
Got skills, I'm a champion at RP
WoW, that's my favorite game on PC
Keep your 40oz, I'll just have a DP
My spells never miss, to the contrary
You'll find that I cast my spells while stationary
All of my garb and sashes are Cherry
A thousand Masks in my awards library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I throw entangles in peoples faces
Ain't got no fighting skills so I teleport lots of places
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm short and fat, and I play an elf for days
Once you've heard my stun, you're gonna stay dazed
My tongues movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer mob I haven't stunned (stunned)
At RP, well I'm number one (one)
Forum play several characters just for fun (fun)
I ain't got stick, but I got a castin wand (what?)
Bardics are my favorite camp songs
I could sure kick your butt in a game of Magic
I'll ace any reeves test you bring on
I'm fluent in rules lawering as well as Draconic
They see me throwin' my spell balls
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Can't you see I'm weird and flurby
Look at me I'm weird and flurby
I wanna roll with the stick jocks
But so far they all think I'm too
weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Can't you see I'm weird and flurby
Look at me I'm weird and flurby
I been browsin', inspectin' Amtgard 7 books
You know I collect 'em
The familiars in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic WoW keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on a Costplay sword
Watch Wow Machinama
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a business makin scrolls (scrolls)
When my friends need some candy, who do they call?
I do stone skin for 'em all
Even cast some for my dog, yo
I got myself a spellball sack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of duct tape
rip rip - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I'm flurby in the extreme
duel Harry Potter in my dream
I was in D&D club and drama club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Wizard or do I like Bard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me swingin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
Weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
I'm just too weird and flurby
Really, really weird and flurby
I wanna roll with the stick jocks
But so far they all think I'm too
weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
Think I'm just too weird and flurby
I'm just too weird and flurby
Look at me, im just too weird and flurby
