Markanus

A Pimp Named Markanus, of The Harrowing Citadel, TheRising Winds

"this is the only pose I know..."

Biography

(Note; you say the whole thing, like A Tribe Called Quest)

The devil went down to TR, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind, and he couldn't get Jamin Deal. When he came across this young man shootin' a bow and pwnin' it hot. And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what: "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Amtgard player too. "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. "Now you play a pretty good archer, boy, but give the devil his due: "I bet a pack of gold coast smokes against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you." The boy said: "My name's Markanus and it might be a sin, "But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best (In the rising winds)."

Markanus you string up your bow and play your Amtgard hard 'Cos hells broke loose in TR and the devil sluffs 'em hard. And if you win you get this shiny pack of gold coast smokes... But if you lose, the devil gets your soul~

The devil picked up his longbow and he said: "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he repeated "fire arrow". And he shot the arrow across the field and it made an evil hiss. Then a band of demons joined in and, being Amtgard, all the arrows still missed. When the devil finished, Markanus said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son. "But if you'll count down in nirvana, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fireball the monk, run boys, run. The devil's in the house of the risin' winds. ninja with a throwie, pickin' off noobs. "Reeve, does his shot count?" "No, child, no."

The devil's weapon sat on his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that pack o' Gold Coasts on the ground at Markanus' feet. Markanus said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to get pwn'd again. "I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best (in the rising winds)."

And he fireballed the monk, run boys, run. The devil's in the house of the risin' winds. Ninja with a throwie, pickin' off noobs. "Reeve, was that in 20?" "No, child, no."

[parody lyrics courtesy of Tanaka Naoki, current revision copyright 2009]

Affiliated Groups

• Apprentice to the Emerald Rose
• Stallari of the Valhalla Guard
• Table headed service drone of the Irken Empire

Notable Accomplishments

• Got an entire jugging field for The Harrowing Citadel
• Got two five gallon gatorade jugs for The Harrowing Citadel
• Can make anyone laugh.
• Can make anyone cry.
• continuously demands the non-existent "Order of the Pimp" in recognition for his contributions, despite the fact that there are legitimate awards for such
• astoundingly got the equivalent of the non-existent "order of the pimp", in the form of the title "a pimp named"
• Put forth the only effort with Olan for the Irken Empire at last Discord.

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