Do You Wanna go to Amtgard?
Do You Wanna go to Amtgard?
History and Creator
This song was written by Kat of Terra De Votum, the Las Vegas land in the Kingdom of Desert Winds. It was written for her friend Phoxly who had not attended the park for some time. It was a parody of the song "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" from Disney's "Frozen".
"If this song doesn't get a 5 at Quals, just get out of my face." - Scorch Flamedancer, the parody's biggest fan.
Lyrics
"Do you wanna go to Amtgard?
Phoxly, Please come out and play
We never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away!
You used to be my archer, and now you're not
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you wanna play assassin?
It doesn't have to be assassin"
"Go away Kat"
"Okay bye..."
"Do you wanna go to Amtgard?
We’ll fight and ditch and throw spellballs
And this weekend there’s a tourney, too!
Phoxly I’m talking to you!
You have to go to Quals!
Hang in there Ponto
It gets a little boring
Without my goblin pal
Just watching arrows fly by"
DESTRUCTION. YOUR SHIELD’S GONE… Shit.
“Phoxly Please, I know you’re in there
People are asking where you’ve been
They say to bring you, and I’m trying to
I’m right out here for you
Just let me in
We only have the weekend
Don’t just let me leave
We want you to be there too
Do you wanna go to Amtgard?”
