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To the tune of Welcome to the jungle, filked by [[Randall]] | To the tune of Welcome to the jungle, filked by [[Randall]] | ||
| − | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> | |
| − | We got fun 'n' games | + | We got fun 'n' games<br> |
| − | We got everything you want | + | We got everything you want<br> |
| − | If you hate battle games | + | If you hate battle games<br> |
| − | We are the people that can fight | + | We are the people that can fight<br> |
| − | We don't need a reeve | + | We don't need a reeve<br> |
| − | If the ground is firm here buddy | + | If the ground is firm here buddy<br> |
| − | We're not taking knees | + | We're not taking knees<br> |
| − | On the ditch field | + | On the ditch field<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | Wear a cup and pad your | + | Wear a cup and pad your<br> |
| − | Shins and na-na-na-na-na knees, knees | + | Shins and na-na-na-na-na knees, knees<br> |
| − | Shields, swords and florentine! | + | Shields, swords and florentine!<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | We take our shots this way | + | We take our shots this way<br> |
| − | If you sluff you're gonna bleed | + | If you sluff you're gonna bleed<br> |
| − | That's just the price you pay | + | That's just the price you pay<br> |
| − | But if you're a sexy girl | + | But if you're a sexy girl<br> |
| − | It's very hard to cheat | + | It's very hard to cheat<br> |
| − | You can sluff the light shots | + | You can sluff the light shots<br> |
| − | And you won't get shit from me | + | And you won't get shit from me<br> |
| − | On the ditch field | + | On the ditch field<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | Here's my, my, my first dead here | + | Here's my, my, my first dead here<br> |
| − | I, I was the last standing | + | I, I was the last standing<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | It gets worse here everyday | + | It gets worse here everyday<br> |
| − | You learn to shiv, newbs are gonna fall | + | You learn to shiv, newbs are gonna fall<br> |
| − | On the ditch field where we play | + | On the ditch field where we play<br> |
| − | If kids sluff your shot, hit 'em twice as hard | + | If kids sluff your shot, hit 'em twice as hard<br> |
| − | They'll take it eventually | + | They'll take it eventually<br> |
| − | You can swing any way you want | + | You can swing any way you want<br> |
| − | But you better not sluff shots from me | + | But you better not sluff shots from me<br> |
| − | On the ditch field | + | On the ditch field<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | Wear a cup and pad your | + | Wear a cup and pad your<br> |
| − | Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees | + | Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees<br> |
| − | I want the spears to leave | + | I want the spears to leave<br> |
| − | And when you're here you never | + | And when you're here you never<br> |
| − | Ever want battle games, no games, no games, No games, yeah! | + | Ever want battle games, no games, no games, No games, yeah!<br> |
| − | You know where you are | + | You know where you are<br> |
| − | You're on the ditch field, newbie | + | You're on the ditch field, newbie<br> |
| − | You're gonna die | + | You're gonna die<br> |
| − | On the ditch field | + | On the ditch field<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | Wear a cup and pad your | + | Wear a cup and pad your<br> |
| − | Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees | + | Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees<br> |
| − | On the ditch field | + | On the ditch field<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | Here's my, my, my first dead here | + | Here's my, my, my first dead here<br> |
| − | On the ditch field | + | On the ditch field<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | Wear a cup and pad your | + | Wear a cup and pad your<br> |
| − | Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees | + | Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees<br> |
| − | On the ditch field | + | On the ditch field<br> |
| − | Welcome to the ditch field | + | Welcome to the ditch field<br> |
| − | Wear a cup and pad your- | + | Wear a cup and pad your-<br> |
| − | We're gonna call lay on | + | We're gonna call lay on<br> |
| − | Huh! | + | Huh!<br> |
| − | < | + | |
| + | [[Category:Amtgard Songs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:23, 30 September 2008
To the tune of Welcome to the jungle, filked by Randall
Welcome to the ditch field
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
If you hate battle games
We are the people that can fight
We don't need a reeve
If the ground is firm here buddy
We're not taking knees
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
Shields, swords and florentine!
Welcome to the ditch field
We take our shots this way
If you sluff you're gonna bleed
That's just the price you pay
But if you're a sexy girl
It's very hard to cheat
You can sluff the light shots
And you won't get shit from me
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Here's my, my, my first dead here
I, I was the last standing
Welcome to the ditch field
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to shiv, newbs are gonna fall
On the ditch field where we play
If kids sluff your shot, hit 'em twice as hard
They'll take it eventually
You can swing any way you want
But you better not sluff shots from me
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
I want the spears to leave
And when you're here you never
Ever want battle games, no games, no games, No games, yeah!
You know where you are
You're on the ditch field, newbie
You're gonna die
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Here's my, my, my first dead here
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your-
We're gonna call lay on
Huh!
